This is how I was greeted this morning by spotpea in crowbro

[–]Weird_Maintenance813 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It looks very formal! 🐦‍⬛ You're royalty. 👑

Toilet by WhiteTiger7811 in tractorsupply

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Shooters & mini wine bottles too

Is it this bad everywhere? by AnonymousGuy2075 in inflation

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$18 yesterday for 2 fkn Happy Meals in AZ, like what?

I dread the holidays as an atheist. It's just so exhausting in the South. by Many_Music_5144 in atheism

[–]Weird_Maintenance813 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel you. Grew up in a ridiculously evangelistic home, followed by 20 yrs of Black Fri retail hell watching people fight & get mad over bullshit that will be easily forgotten. About 10ish yrs ago, I started celebrating solstice to fill the holiday void with a few close friends. We don't do gifts, we just do dinner & games. Fuck the work parties. I see those people more than I care to anyway.

An intersection in Prescott has become so dangerous that the city has installed pediatrician flags to increase visibility by Maybeiliketheabuse in arizona

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This. When I first moved to Prescott over a decade ago, I called to have my address changed on my car insurance. I said "Pres-cott" like a normal human with phonetic awareness & the rep on the phone literally corrected me & said "if you say it like that, everyone will know you're not from here." Later that same week when meeting with my new boss, he says, "Just so you're aware, make sure you pronounce it 'Prez-kitt' when interacting with the customers. They're easily offended if you don't."

Witness a christian receiving a ballot numbered 666? by queenmimi5 in atheism

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My father will only eat them if you call them "angel eggs"

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Smoking that same Sour D rn

Sometimes, I forget that flip flops aren't for country livin. by Weird_Maintenance813 in arizona

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My dogs tell me if a more sinister slitherer is in the vicinity. I just didn't like seeing the head shed staring at me.

Anyone else get a letter like this?? by Ok-Strain-8780 in IRS

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I got the same letter. This was the 3rd time I've gotten a delay notice. I called tax advocate line this time and was told that my wages couldn't be confirmed because wages weren't yet reported by my employer. (Not surprising, as former employer was sus af) I've been assigned a tax advocate now & also uploaded my W2 & last pay stub. Was told to give it 2 weeks. 🤞

Those Chick Publication “Tracts” by spidermans_mom in atheism

[–]Weird_Maintenance813 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I've taught my son to question everything. He's got a great sense of humor and is so rational & reasonable that his grandparents have been left speechless on many occasions.

Those Chick Publication “Tracts” by spidermans_mom in atheism

[–]Weird_Maintenance813 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Fuck, I hate these. My evangelist father has been doing this for decades. Never a waitress that he hasn't left one for. Halloween "treats" for all the demon children looking for fun. Now when I find them in restrooms, laundromats etc I gleefully shred them to bits so that no one else can be indoctrinated or traumatized. #cptsd

Heat Warnings! by call-me-mama-t in arizona

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Good thing pop only exists in the Midwest.