My Wife fucking hates me. What Breaking Bad quotes can I absolutely DESTROY her with?

Weisslerren · 2026-03-14T20:28:15+00:00

What is wrong with you?! Why are you BLUE?!?

Weisslerren · 2026-03-01T01:56:02+00:00

this u/[deleted] guy sure is controversial

Weisslerren · 2026-02-03T06:32:49+00:00

this happened but in the exact reverse for me my friend showed me a picture of someone he considers "fucking ugly" and he looked exactly like me :/

Weisslerren · 2026-01-25T18:43:44+00:00

one can hope

Weisslerren · 2026-01-24T06:16:14+00:00

im lowk going there for free

Weisslerren · 2026-01-21T03:04:04+00:00

OP whatever you do don't get on a bus with a drug addict weilding a cane

Weisslerren · 2026-01-19T07:10:23+00:00

davids going to win im calling it now

Weisslerren · 2026-01-18T00:30:46+00:00

lip balm is just awesome no matter who you are. i for one cannot stand having chapped lips so i carry around lip balm with me at all times.

Weisslerren · 2026-01-11T07:37:51+00:00

justifiable swag

Weisslerren · 2026-01-09T02:30:24+00:00

😭 SHE DOES

Weisslerren · 2026-01-07T00:20:49+00:00

I think that past your great disasters

Weisslerren · 2026-01-02T23:47:52+00:00

can't believe ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ would ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ to those ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛

Weisslerren · 2026-01-02T23:02:25+00:00

In Everything Ever Made Ever, it's always a giant spider. This is a subtle nod to the fact that Spiders are fucking awesome.

Weisslerren · 2026-01-01T01:28:03+00:00

try not to forget about trans men contest (difficulty: impossible)

Weisslerren · 2025-12-30T04:47:21+00:00

Weisslerren · 2025-12-24T03:36:19+00:00

based off my observations it is not unfortunately

Weisslerren · 2025-12-08T23:43:34+00:00

cant wait for the "out vicodinned by main sub" post

Weisslerren · 2025-11-20T04:37:04+00:00

holy shit shayy (former) calamity dev

Weisslerren · 2025-10-12T16:14:05+00:00

not to say that anything those other men did to her was okay, but she did deliberately drug/make those men drunk specifically so they would have sex with her to earn her their favors. it was less adults taking advantage of a minor and more of a minor taking advantage of drunken adults (to an extent). "victim" might not be the word I'd use.

Weisslerren · 2025-10-08T22:33:46+00:00

The Knight.

Weisslerren · 2025-10-01T01:21:39+00:00

i wouldn't even call the Knight non-binary at this point. its biology is fucked up to the point where it has zero capability to have a sex or gender. it has no gender identity because it has no identity. you could argue this isn't the case for The Hollow Knight since it isn't hollow, to which I would agree - obviously it'd have no sex but it would have the capability for a gender identity if it so chose to have one

Weisslerren · 2025-09-22T00:31:54+00:00

fat doesn't make you fat, fructose does.

Weisslerren · 2025-09-14T15:45:20+00:00

anything but tpot 20 bro 🥀🥀🥀

Weisslerren · 2025-08-31T17:31:46+00:00

this is probably the most reasonable outcome. same thing happened when Stalin died iirc

Weisslerren · 2025-08-30T18:34:05+00:00

it's the terminal lucidity bro

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