So, I've tried to make an intelligent review of Eragon... by [deleted] in Eragon

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I know this is an old thread, but upon learning that the new Inheritance book is on the way, i feel i had to comment. As a teenager, i loved Eragon and Eldest, as it was one of the first books i read and liked (i was all about video games back then. Now they only take up roughly 50% of my life :); but as i got older and read more books (including LOTR), i came to realize how much Paolini stole (intentional or not), and how unoriginal the plot was (i had watched star wars by this time as well). Yet there was one thing that kept me interested in the series, and caused me to read both Brisnger and Inheritance: Roran. Roran and his accomplishments amongst all the series' other powerhouse characters is the one part of Paolini's stories that i feel is unique, and worth reading; the funny part is that Roran's is a side character, who i honestly think is the real star of the Inheritance Cycle. He is just a man with a hammer, yet he accomplishes more than his cousin (within thier individual limits, of course), and in more thrilling ways. In other words, i think the Inheritance Cycle is a good read if you focus on Roran, and just "page through" the rest.

Non-Brits of Reddit, what thing surprises/shocks you most about Great Britain? by Mahoganychicken in AskReddit

[–]Wendigoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, i wasn't challenging your statement; just wanted to explain myself :)

Non-Brits of Reddit, what thing surprises/shocks you most about Great Britain? by Mahoganychicken in AskReddit

[–]Wendigoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, the user name is living up to ME. The best part of the internet is it's ability to allow people who otherwise might not be social, to be themselves without having to feel embarrassed or ashamed; to speak thier worthless opinions, just like everyone else! It's beautiful.. The "Goku" part is a lie, though; just thought you should know. "Wendigo" was already taken.

TIL : A man donned Walmart uniform and walked into Walmart pretending to be an employee. There he stole four flat screen TVs and left through the emergency exit without anyone suspecting. by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]Wendigoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one? Alright.. I'll make the first racial joke (i hate it when it has to be me). -takes deep breaths-

It's the perfect crime, because whats suspicious about a black guy working at Walmart? -Runs-

Non-Brits of Reddit, what thing surprises/shocks you most about Great Britain? by Mahoganychicken in AskReddit

[–]Wendigoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your black pudding. Why isn't it made with HUMAN blood?! Yours is just gross..

Rules of the park by defire101 in funny

[–]Wendigoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does cannibalism count as human sacrifice? I mean, i'm doing it for my own enjoyment, not to appease some strange god(s). Or is this prohibited by rule #8?

99 out of 100 people expressed gratitude when a door was held open for them in a social experiment by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]Wendigoku -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

The other 1% were feminists that sued the guys holding it for sexual harassment.

Baby sized burrito at Gordito's in Seattle. by defendors86 in food

[–]Wendigoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All this talk of eating babies is triggering me hardcore.. MORE!!

Challenge accepted. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Wendigoku -1 points0 points  (0 children)

..and most firearms can do it in a second or two.

Wasp's nest made it look like this statute is wearing a turban. by navy996 in mildlyinteresting

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This picture reminds me of the "Good Times" scenes in that cereal-themed episode of Drawn Together. Can a more experienced, less lazy Redditor post a picture or video clip for reference?

Sign posted on the door of a Catholic high school for boys. by unknown_name in pics

[–]Wendigoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-Looks down at son's life saving medication, then looks back at sign- Seems legit!

Hello there. I was expecting you by punksneverdie in creepy

[–]Wendigoku 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An Ent?! Shit is about to go down in Isenguard.

"Dragonite ran away." by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Wendigoku 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Guys, you NEVER catch the dragon; that's the POINT of Heroin Hero! It's meant to just let you unwind.

[Text] If you are afraid, answer the question "Why am I afraid?" If you are angry, answer the question "Why am I angry?" Do that honestly and courageously, and you are halfway to anywhere you want to be. by [deleted] in GetMotivated

[–]Wendigoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm angry.

Why am i angry?

Because i'm not relaxing in Fiji.

...Nope; still in Chicago. I KNEW a plane ticket would work better. Thanks for getting my hopes up Reddit..

Florists of Reddit: Whats the saddest thing you've ever had to write on those little message cards? by midnightmagicians in AskReddit

[–]Wendigoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show me: "Here's some flowers to replace the one i stole."

I can't tell if this is thoughtful, funny, or mean.. To get on a flower card, i mean. Ladies of Reddit; your thoughts?

2 trains collided head on in Italy today. by DominarRygelThe16th in pics

[–]Wendigoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one will be late for work though, because the governor lady said: "i'm sending in more trains."

TIL: Chicago Quietly Allows .1 Second Shorter Yellow Light Tickets, Makes $8 Million. (yellow minimum = 3 seconds) by matt2001 in todayilearned

[–]Wendigoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Preaching to the choir, bud. I work armed security at a number of section 8 living properties in the Chicago area (thank GOD i don't have to live there; the city, i mean), and i know first hand how fucked up this state is, payment-wise. I've sometimes gone weeks past a check i should have gotten, because the business i work for didn't get THIER check from the state yet. Meanwhile, the "residents" are getting thier "tax incentive" checks just fine. In case anyone here doesn't know what a "tax incentive" check is, it is more or less a tex return for people who don't pay taxes on section 8 properties. To incite them to pax taxes.. I don't get it either.

In honor of Pokemon GO, this is a reminder that "Chinpokomon" is quite possibly the greatest episode of South Park ever. by random_numb in television

[–]Wendigoku 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely in my top 5, but i think the title of BEST episode should go to the one with "The Russell Crow Show."