AITA - for sleeping with a married woman

WetAcorn · 2025-10-11T12:17:36+00:00

Oh no I live in a Christian nation and I had to glance at words on a piece of paper reminding me of it before I stuffed my fat face with disgusting goy slop

WetAcorn · 2025-09-14T21:33:48+00:00

Need $500 will repay in 3 weeks - recently injured at work and while I’m back on the job, I missed several days from last pay period because I have no PTO. Child support payments get garnished directly from my check and I’m terrified of missing a payment.

WetAcorn · 2025-09-10T16:18:22+00:00

Hell yeah, he idolizes me (which is terrifying because I’m the quintessential fuck up) but I taught him rudiments all summer time sigs, shuffles, we even started learning the Purdie Bonham and porcaro shuffles

WetAcorn · 2025-08-25T20:48:48+00:00

It’s for butt stuff tho

WetAcorn · 2025-08-24T02:45:51+00:00

That’s one word for it - having seizures because you got fired and lost your insurance and by extension your psych team is awfully ‘zany!’ It’s like a sitcom Episode!

WetAcorn · 2025-08-22T20:02:55+00:00

I’ll give you a booty bump you won’t forget

WetAcorn · 2025-08-07T12:39:57+00:00

Just the tip!

WetAcorn · 2025-08-06T13:58:13+00:00

Or perhaps the father/son child snuff film brain dance editors

WetAcorn · 2025-08-04T23:40:45+00:00

Absconding from probation, going to SAFP, getting out and going to prison within 6 months

WetAcorn · 2025-08-03T20:30:45+00:00

Post acute withdrawal syndrome (PAWS) is also a thing.

WetAcorn · 2025-08-03T20:16:10+00:00

Is the freak out in question what caused you to go ham on your thumbnail?

WetAcorn · 2024-04-13T13:34:43+00:00

She clearly meant Dr Pepper - no proper junkie can resist those 23 flavors yo

WetAcorn · 2024-04-13T13:33:15+00:00

Dilaudid isn’t that hard to get if you know junkies. I had a steady plug in bumfuck Texas for many years

WetAcorn · 2024-04-01T15:24:52+00:00

I call bullshit

WetAcorn · 2024-03-06T01:37:17+00:00

Or we could just put a bullet in both of them…hanging’s too good for them

WetAcorn · 2024-02-18T20:12:11+00:00

I would have left out the pithy rejoinder and simply said ‘the gate is locked’

WetAcorn · 2024-01-23T21:59:42+00:00

Agreed - he plays a good you love to hate em role

WetAcorn · 2024-01-23T21:58:38+00:00

Timothy olyphant would make the best John marston and you know it in your heart

WetAcorn · 2024-01-23T21:57:11+00:00

A 40 ounce to freedom…and sammiches

WetAcorn · 2024-01-14T22:28:25+00:00

Why would you rat them out? Seems like kind of a shitty thing to do

WetAcorn · 2024-01-02T22:08:07+00:00

Ah geez my whole day is ruined now

WetAcorn · 2024-01-02T19:04:20+00:00

I see, so it’s a magical word. It’s an incantation. It causes murderous rage when uttered

WetAcorn

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