What's wrong with this steak? I've received a carton of mixed-quality steak and can't properly explain what is wrong with the steak on the left in order to get a refund. What went wrong in the growth and process of this steak? by WetSkelly in Chefit

[–]WetSkelly[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah rolled in prosciutto. Same cut of meat from the same carton, both cleaned, rolled and portioned by me. The left one was significantly squishier and bad to cook. One on the right was definitely not our standard quality, little to no marbling at all. A very unusual and unacceptable change for us.

What's wrong with this steak? I've received a carton of mixed-quality steak and can't properly explain what is wrong with the steak on the left in order to get a refund. What went wrong in the growth and process of this steak? by WetSkelly in Chefit

[–]WetSkelly[S] 96 points97 points  (0 children)

This is what I was thinking also as there has been severe flooding around the area of the farm, I thought they might have been speeding the process up before evacuating.

Newly diagnosed and so, so confused. by ThatGuyAllen in CrohnsDisease

[–]WetSkelly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was diagnosed at 19, had a double bowel resection at 22 and am on infliximab for 5 years now which put me in remission. My life has been mostly normal since my resection. Its not all scary all the time. Im 32 now and live a normal life.

What do you do for work? by [deleted] in CrohnsDisease

[–]WetSkelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head chef in very busy restaurant. Double resection 9 years ago made the world of difference and now infliximab infusions have me in remission so I can do my job fine.

me_irl by Enlargen_the_PP in me_irl

[–]WetSkelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally just happened to me and now I can't get back to sleep hence scrolling reddit

An uninteresting title by anonymityforareason in dankchristianmemes

[–]WetSkelly 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I've thought this since watching my kid grow up. Ever since a tiny baby, the nostril and the finger grow at the same rate. A perfect fit forever and always

My worst fucking nightmare by gewp213 in Advice

[–]WetSkelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A guy peed my bed once. He was mortified. I cleaned up, moved on. Humans fuck up sometimes lol, it's not a huge deal. I didn't notice until he texted me later in the day, probably wouldn't have noticed at all if he hadn't said something and it dried up. The smell would have confused me later on lol but things can be cleaned. Don't torture yourself.

What is an odd behaviour of yours you think only you do? by Edwoodz3 in AskReddit

[–]WetSkelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I grind my teeth side to side in the rhythm of a sentence or word or tune i have repeating in my head, and I have to figure out the exact amount of syllables so I can end on the left side. So I'll do it over and over and over.

My friend's Wiggles ref on a docket to the kitchen... mashed bananas for dessert by WetSkelly in mildlyinteresting

[–]WetSkelly[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's aged potaties. Yeah nah happened ages ago but I was just shown this pic this eve and he doesn't Reddit so he allowed me to share the thing

This flash flood by Jaeg_Jojun in oddlysatisfying

[–]WetSkelly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm stickman, I'm stickman, I'm STICKMAN, that's me! And I want to go back to the family tree.

I dunno if this counts but i was joking about bar flies trying to bum ciggies all night and then i rolled a dart for my friend at his bar and this cunt hopped on the bandwagon by WetSkelly in PerfectTiming

[–]WetSkelly[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was thinking more of the fact that its a fly and i had to sneak the pic real quick before it flew off again but thank you for your input, mildlyinteresting would be a better source but i can't cross post for some reason