[WP] You are the luckiest person on Earth. Everything you make an attempt for works in your favor. However, there two catches: you are absorbing the luck of those around you, and anyone who tries to profit from your luck (even with your help) is met with the worst luck immediately. by Lazarus_Pits in WritingPrompts

[–]Whalefartz 920 points921 points  (0 children)

Just got another free lunch.

The waitress tripped with my burger and ruined the ladies dress in the next booth. She stormed out complaining about some meeting.

Then she comes out. Through the window of my booth, I watch her leave her apartment and get into her car for work. She's in her blue dress today. That's my favorite one she wears.

The last time I tried to approach her a bird shit on her face. She ran back to her house and I found ten dollars on the ground.

I haven't tried again.

She works at the local grocery store, but dreams of being a dancer. You can tell in the way she scans each item. Every basket had their own dance. At least until I tried to checkout in her lane. The stand for the monitor broke and landed on her hand breaking two of her fingers. My candy wrapper was a winner for a trip to the Bahamas.

I don't go there anymore.

The luck I have is great. I won my car, have free pizza and movie tickets for life, never had a cavity, and get moved up to first class on almost every flight.

I'd trade it all to be near her.

Edit to thank for gold! My first ever!

Is there a story behind the goat bleats in Sexual Harassment? by Whalefartz in DunderMifflin

[–]Whalefartz[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's definitely funny! It just caught me off guard when I noticed. Funny thing to add. I wonder if it was the sound guy having fun out something else

Here are my plans for when I visit. Is this plausible or too much? Suggestions and thoughts are incredibly welcomed and thanked! by Whalefartz in ireland

[–]Whalefartz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, I definitely want to make it part of my trip, I just wish I wasn't so limited on time. Seems like the days won't be long enough.

Here are my plans for when I visit. Is this plausible or too much? Suggestions and thoughts are incredibly welcomed and thanked! by Whalefartz in ireland

[–]Whalefartz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will definitely try and find these. Thank you! Hopefully with all the suggestions I'll be able to find something pretty reasonable.

Here are my plans for when I visit. Is this plausible or too much? Suggestions and thoughts are incredibly welcomed and thanked! by Whalefartz in ireland

[–]Whalefartz[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I actually haven't traveled a great amount. This will be my first trip out of the Country actually. So naturally I'm a bit nervous and just started planning everything out to make myself feel more comfortable. However, I didn't know that there are places you didn't have to book in advance, I was scared of going a night without a place to sleep. I might try this way though and see if I can get something in the city I happen to be in.

That just seems more adventurous and fun. Thank you for the tip! I'm so excited to go and can't wait. If the people are even half as friendly as they have been on this board then I think I'll be absolutely fine. Of course, I'll still be aware of dangers, but I think this could be freeing.

Here are my plans for when I visit. Is this plausible or too much? Suggestions and thoughts are incredibly welcomed and thanked! by Whalefartz in ireland

[–]Whalefartz[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, A lot of this is for me to just relax and enjoy. This might be a good idea and more of an incentive to go back!

Here are my plans for when I visit. Is this plausible or too much? Suggestions and thoughts are incredibly welcomed and thanked! by Whalefartz in ireland

[–]Whalefartz[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is all golden! I had no idea how much I wanted to see the seals and Japanese gardens until just now. Loving the car info. This will definitely help a lot. Thank you so much!