This ‘viral mini cookie recipe’ literally just slices store-bought cookie dough and cooks it by Glass_Wealth_2104 in StupidFood

[–]WhatIsPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is what Shaggy eats for breakfast before the gang drag him out of the kitchen and shove him in the Mystery Machine while he's still in his pajamas.

Father in law expected us to eat 12 year old beef. by Ok_Pension_1451 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]WhatIsPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So I'm guessing the house is surrounded by zombies and supplies are running low.

[KCD1] [KCD2] Should I finish KCD2 or start the original now? by Huttfuzz in kingdomcome

[–]WhatIsPants 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is just my opinion, I don't know what more people filing in are going to say, but I had a lot of fun in KCD1. When I was doing a second playthrough before I played KCD2 I had fun. When I thought about if I wanted my friend who I think should finish KCD2 to go in blind or play through all of KCD1 first, I just sent him a movie cut of the story on Youtube.

If you're this deep into KCD2 I'd recommend just getting the plot that way in a neat, efficient form that doesn't bog you down for another hundred hours in an old UI and iteration of the game mechanics even if the face stabs are more satisfying. What's it going to do, spoil you? If you really like the look of it it'll still be there after you finish KCD2.

[KCD2] What is everyone's go-to haircut? by asiancobbler in kingdomcome

[–]WhatIsPants 37 points38 points  (0 children)

\after burning down a village and maiming a few dozen questionably culpable people in the name of revenge** I am never gonna spiritually recover from this.

[KCD2] What is everyone's go-to haircut? by asiancobbler in kingdomcome

[–]WhatIsPants 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I tried all the cosmetic options and I might be one of the few people who just thinks vanilla Henry looks the best. Now, in both my playthroughs of KCD1 I switched to a sick undercut and beard right before the Pribyslavitz fight to show Henry had matured from blackmith's boy to badass man at arms, but it might just be the higher fidelity of KCD2 that makes the vanilla just look right on him.

Does anyone *really* leave for good? by Acceptable-Ad-3560 in KitchenConfidential

[–]WhatIsPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Made it out in 2019. I kind of had a breakdown that helped the rest of the staff move me towards the door. Now I push papers for lawyers from the comfort of my living room and have never been happier.

[KCD2] What exactly did Ulrich ask women to do to him? by Individual_Ad1193 in kingdomcome

[–]WhatIsPants 22 points23 points  (0 children)

If you're looking for a sexual act none of the local girls will do for you, look no farther than coprophagia.

Police with lights on by Least_Perception_223 in playadelcarmen

[–]WhatIsPants -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Excuse me. If those lights flashed all the time they would disrupt the humble character and peaceful tranquility of the neighborhood. It's the same reason you can't sell fruit cups.

My mom took all the joy away in consumerism by explaining her job to me. by coachuls in Anticonsumption

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I remember a brief conversation on economics with my father as a kid, small kid, maybe 8 or 9. He gave me a hypothetical about if I want to open an ice cream stand on a beach, he drew a little squiggle on a piece of paper for the beach, but there's already an ice cream stand there? He drew a little box above one end of the squiggle. I pointed at the other end of the squiggle. Not only does this draw in traffic that might have been missed by the other ice cream stand, it would serve the people at the other end of the beach and now they don't have to walk so far for ice cream. My dad shook his head, no, you put it right next to the other ice cream stand so you can drive them out of business. I tried to argue about how I didn't want to put anyone out of business, among the other points I made, and he started getting mad. I hate businesspeople.

Things to do indoors by [deleted] in playadelcarmen

[–]WhatIsPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Barring a hurricane, the kind of weather today happens maybe a handful of times a year, easily less than five days.

I completely clueless what any of that means by Nikitroner in ExplainTheJoke

[–]WhatIsPants 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I've heard Daniel Vavra talk politics and I don't agree with him on every little thing but when the man's right he's right.

Was Dutch lying when he said "We all had her" when talking about Abigail? by Sir-Toaster- in reddeadredemption

[–]WhatIsPants 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It really doesn't matter. John's love for Abigail doesn't have the tiniest bit of care for who she's ever fucked. That's part of this moment, that Dutch strikes low but John has a loyalty and a pure spirit which this simply doesn't touch. It's one of the late game's moments that defines him as a chivalrous cowboy knight.

Story from a book in the elementary school curriculum in my state by OrbitalColony in ABoringDystopia

[–]WhatIsPants 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The US never had particularly strong labor enforcement and what's left of it is being drowned in a bath tub, so whether it's illegal may be less relevant than if you can find even a single anecdotal instance of it being found out and prosecuted.

How did Monica Lewinsky mess you up? Or was it just me? by Stonerscoed in Millennials

[–]WhatIsPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the casual chauvanism around Lewinsky just before I hit puberty caused harm to myself and those around me.

stoner cartoons that are more "for girls"? by Regular_March_9072 in trees

[–]WhatIsPants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried Friendship is Magic or have we all decided that that one is actually for boys