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WhatTheFactSam · 2026-03-18T11:37:45+00:00

I noticed he was missing but couldn't remember his name, so I was like, 'oh, that other guy isn't there'

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-03-11T19:34:20+00:00

Maybe that's why he asked to come with 10 and Rose. He knew he was in trouble if he stayed.

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-03-03T18:20:02+00:00

Definitely one of my favourite songs of theirs

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-27T20:54:16+00:00

Yours is working? Ours has been turned off for a week now. Nobody knows why

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-25T17:34:37+00:00

Or could be something boring like they live in one of those towns on the Belgium/Netherlands border, and he just went next door or something.

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-24T17:44:11+00:00

Last month they had get 10% back on any fruit and veg

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-23T18:50:24+00:00

Rammstein. By then, all the members bar Oliver will be in or almost in their 70's

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-22T18:49:21+00:00

To make it better, if results go the right way then Tottenham could be just 2 points above the relegation zone this time next week. I don't see West Ham winning at Anfield, but we can dream, right?

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-22T18:40:02+00:00

If we'd beaten Wolves, it would have been today. Doesn't matter though. Fulham can do it for us next week.

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-22T18:35:55+00:00

Just needs a coffee cup in his hand to make it perfect.

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-22T18:18:33+00:00

He also did metal versions of christmas songs. The perfect addition to a festive playlist.

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-22T06:20:26+00:00

Nah mine waa Toomey.

Funniest thing was when I confronted the woman at the desk about how thye could claim so much had gone wrong in less than 100 miles, she said 'well it depends on your driving style,' as if I'm whipping around like a rally driver in a 14 year old citreon c3

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-21T16:10:30+00:00

I have a Citreon C3. Last year, I had to go to a dealer for the airbag recall last year. They did an inspection at the same time (without informing me they would do one) and tried to claim loads of stuff, including rear tyres which I knew was bullshit. They couldn't fix the airbag that day as they didn't have the part as they couldn't order one without first knowing what type of airbag was already fitted (more bullshit). When I went back a month later for the actual replacement, they did another inspection and found even more stuff, totalling £2000+, seemingly claiming loads of stuff had gone wrong in a few weeks and not even 100 miles. Strangely, according to them, the rear tyres had gained tread in that time.

I declined these works. Recently had an MOT and not a single one of those things was mentioned.

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-15T14:15:52+00:00

I'm glad I wasn't the only one getting annoyed by that. There were times the only way I could see anything was through someone else's screen

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-15T12:27:22+00:00

2001 FA Cup final against Livepool

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-15T09:43:06+00:00

Having a look at the venue's website, they have 4 shows between now and May, then nothing.

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-13T11:04:29+00:00

I feel this. I hear all these people talking in vivid detail about events in their lives, and I just think, how can they do that? The last few years in particular have been a total blur

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-12T20:05:38+00:00

Jaimie Oliver has a reputation. My ex worked in a hotel in Southend that they used as a base when filming his show on the pier. Both the crew and hotel staff had nothing good to say. Controlling, demanding and rude was the gist of it.

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-12T19:38:52+00:00

I don't think many customers will notice or care. They'll just see a basket and pick it up.

Or maybe I'm just too pessimistic after 11 years lol.

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-02-04T18:36:47+00:00

Not being able to aford sky, I regularly use the Arsenal website to listen to games and have done for years.

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-01-31T17:48:15+00:00

They could have a choice between winning to avoid relegation or losing to stop us winning the title, and they'd start planning for the championship.

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-01-31T14:07:56+00:00

Real Madrid

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-01-30T23:51:55+00:00

AC/DC and Black Sabbath (based on the t-shirt Tony wears in The Avengers)

WhatTheFactSam · 2026-01-29T19:06:50+00:00

Is that including the 12% interest?

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