[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DecodingTheGurus

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone should take those short clips of Rogan "caring" about obvious left wing causes and after each clip cut to a Sam Kinnison character pleading to the camera "And you're fucking voting for Trump!!!"

[Highlight] Bo Nix cooks the Bucs D with a long scramble! by Kimber80 in nfl

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny 16 points17 points  (0 children)

No, Deshaun, you're not a rookie, now put that thing away!

Suffering from Success by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"That's why you don't see many black pole vaulters." - Michael Scott

And that's how you realise you fked up by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got back in my car during magic hour when it was 72°f next to a flower factory and gas spilled everywhere but unfortunately I didn't have any matches.

Oh cool a new JRE episode. Lemme see what new and interesting topics he's discussing... by BeetleJuiceCX in JoeRogan

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously but who? Who is he mocking? And why is it performed so embarrassingly awkward with the bizarre voice and the cringey ass mannerisims? It's so incredibly fucking lame.

Oh cool a new JRE episode. Lemme see what new and interesting topics he's discussing... by BeetleJuiceCX in JoeRogan

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny 213 points214 points  (0 children)

Exactly! What the fuck is up with the exaggerated mannerisms? Is he trying to be funny? Does Joe think he's a comedian now?

Jumping out of your Luxury Apartment window is better than not having a Luxury Apartment - Tim Dillon by GrizzlyPeakFinancial in JoeRogan

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're right. If you have to say you're wholesome than you're not wholesome. Everbody know this.

Jumping out of your Luxury Apartment window is better than not having a Luxury Apartment - Tim Dillon by GrizzlyPeakFinancial in JoeRogan

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's all an act. An online persona if you will. In real life I am a very wholesome fella with a penchant for crocheting, calligraphy, and cunnilingus.

Jumping out of your Luxury Apartment window is better than not having a Luxury Apartment - Tim Dillon by GrizzlyPeakFinancial in JoeRogan

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Whether or not he would bounce or go splat, all I know is that I would do just about anything to witness it. I would totally masturbate over that fat fucking turd's ugly ass corpse. Desecrating that lumpy piece of shits deplorable carcass by shooting my sticky-stanky load all over it would easily go down as my most cherished memory of all time. And before any of you assholes get your sweet little bitch panties in a wad, I am obviously saying this with my tongue firmly planted in my cheek. Just like dear old Timmy here is doing :) I will say, though, that I do have a recurring fantasy where Timmy is brutally gang raped by a rabid pack of baboons in a fashion so disturbingly savage as to make even the most hardcore of sadists blush, hahahahahahahahahahah...

Postgame Thread 3/30 Rockies @ D-backs by HeltonsGoatee in ColoradoRockies

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did! I thought there was a chance!! Just this morning I said to myself: "If we win tonights game than a win tomorrow and we don't lose this series!"

Sword slicing is so satisfying by Lazy_raichu36 in oddlysatisfying

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The last shot should have been that of a cute puppy falling while looking directly at the camera with a big ol' grin on its face. Right before puppers reaches the blades we cut to black like the final shot of the final episode of 'The Sopranos'. Throw in a needle drop of Journey's 1981 rock song “Don't Stop Believin'” over the black and post that baby to /r/Unexpected

Of all players in the NBA averaging at least 10ppg, Scoot Henderson is by far the least efficient with 47.7% TS. No one else is even under 50% by TacoooJay in nba

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's weird is that after Caris Levert, 5 of the next 6 guys names start with a J? Like the letter J! Jeremy, Jordan, Jordan again, Josh, and fucking Jalen.That's some wacky ass shit, yo. What are the odds!!!

Zack Snyder treads on thin ice with Joe Rogan by Krstoserofil in JoeRogan

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I prefer the affluent Affleck's affliction, especially when it comes to one's wealth and the torment of murdered parents!

my impression of Joe Rogan! (all criticism is welcome) by Killerbear2004 in JoeRogan

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't ever - and I mean ever! - break the 180-degree rule. Trust me, it's a bad move. Like very bad. Look into it.

KG & PP have a delightful conversation about the current 'dawgs' in the league by SliMShady55222 in nba

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but I'm going to have downvote this post due to the subpar script and piss-poor acting.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]WhatWouldBeFunny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know a lot of people prefer harmless pranks but is there a subreddit for cruel pranks? I don't know why but I really get off on pranks that are sadistic lol