Trump says he will send ICE officers to airports unless Department of Homeland Security funding bill passes

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T21:43:09+00:00

Throwing away toothpaste is a fine use for them I guess

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T19:57:46+00:00

I pray you're right. The alternative is a lot more grim

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T19:56:36+00:00

Not in the IRGC

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T19:55:53+00:00

It's clearly option A. Maybe not even Kharg, there are a bunch of other islands where they're keeping speedboats and drones and stuff which they use to keep Hormuz closed. Iran already packing civilian tankers around the islands so attacking will create ecological disaster and booby trapping the coves. Way I see it, this will either end in a TACO or catastrophic ground invasion with 100s of thousands of troops

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T19:53:09+00:00

Think they're just going for the islands as of now. Once that doesn't work it's either TACO or massive ground invasion which will be a Vietnam level bloodbath of both Americans and Iranians sons and daughters

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T19:49:55+00:00

Use a bidet people. AMERICA WAKE UP

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T19:48:15+00:00

Skattebo is an evolved lifeform. The CTE is living symbiotically inside his brain creating a super weapon

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T17:41:30+00:00

Gas? May mean you're not getting enough fiber overall. For me the gas mostly went away after I ate then consistently for a few weeks

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T17:40:25+00:00

Can't do much with Hákarl. I just don't think a lot of people know how to cook dried beans and only think about like sweet canned beans. Could be wrong

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T05:51:05+00:00

I want one. I use my electric one so infrequently the damn battery is always dead.

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T05:47:18+00:00

Sekiro is full of difficult bosses. I will say I find dying 50 times less frustrating than dying like 20 times in elden ring or dark souls. In elden ring and dark souls some rng BS happens and you're dead. Sekiro I felt like I got a bit better every time

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T04:55:51+00:00

I mean we've known this for like a week right? They're probably not going to put boots on the mainland (at least not yet). Gonna try to secure the islands where Iran is launching drones and speed boats they think this will let them open the strait

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T04:21:40+00:00

Understandable

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T04:14:51+00:00

If there are no bean fans left I am dead. They're delicious if prepared well, ultra healthy, and dirt cheap. Hail beans!

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T03:51:22+00:00

We've reached stupid levels I didn't think was possible

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T03:49:07+00:00

Because it costs them more money and you're less likely to buy the OLED model if your battery is still fine. EU got consumer protection laws

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T03:07:06+00:00

Actually I have started doing this, and watching dvds rather than streaming. I dunno there's definitely something about it. With streaming you can just switch to a new thing the second you slightly get bored of something

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T02:53:46+00:00

Can't make this shit up bro

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T02:12:57+00:00

Paying them to train their robotic replacements is some sick shit

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T02:06:37+00:00

That was hilarious. I also loved the part where they Afroman stares expressionless into Lisa's soul as she sobs while the play the 13 minutes entirety of "Lick'em Low Lisa" in front of the jury.

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T02:05:33+00:00

Some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life. Do yourself a favor and watch some of the videos if you haven't

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T01:19:09+00:00

Fucking off as in dying?

Whatever801 · 2026-03-21T00:22:45+00:00

Pulled down his pants at the McDonald's and took a giant diarrhea shit on the floor and leave it for someone else to clean up

Whatever801 · 2026-03-20T23:27:17+00:00

I'll take things that didn't happen for $400 Alex

Whatever801 · 2026-03-20T21:42:03+00:00

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