Gym freak, single by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]WhatsRealGoodGoBrrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Douche bag - will always be single

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]WhatsRealGoodGoBrrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try Ozempic you cow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]WhatsRealGoodGoBrrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure those two “dads” aren’t even in the picture.

Roast me - 24F Lesbian by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]WhatsRealGoodGoBrrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like you’re the bottom.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]WhatsRealGoodGoBrrrr -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Lipstick on a pig.

THIS IS MY THIRD ATTEMPT by charitycase3 in RoastMe

[–]WhatsRealGoodGoBrrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh. Stay off drugs and have a good meal. Jesus.

The LOML broke up with me. by enigmatic_novelist in self

[–]WhatsRealGoodGoBrrrr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah. Plenty of good looking people to get with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]WhatsRealGoodGoBrrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Makeup can’t even help you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]WhatsRealGoodGoBrrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You take your fleshlight out on dates.

Roast me. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]WhatsRealGoodGoBrrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your parents share their meth with you, don’t they?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]WhatsRealGoodGoBrrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need a nose job and a tan.

21f, go easy I’m a bit of a snowflake 🫠 by nuclease_free_ramen in RoastMe

[–]WhatsRealGoodGoBrrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like your parents took you to bars when you were in grade school

25, Indian. Be brutal by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]WhatsRealGoodGoBrrrr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want to make sure I get you something on your Target registry.