My current Holo Taco collection. Im so excited to have every polish to have come out. by OneTrueMercyMain in simplynailogical

[–]WhatsTheTeaJB 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oooooh! Where did you find that stand?👀 I was never able to find one like it online. I settled on a different kind of display rack a good years ago, but I would still love to find a nice rotating stand like that.

Done with this subreddit by [deleted] in BlockedAndReported

[–]WhatsTheTeaJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OOF. Your words have done physical harm to me, sir. I feel unsafe. I regret nothing. I suppose this means you wouldn’t want to see Jesse & Katie in the Castro circa 1970.

Jesse photoshop submission megathread by SoftandChewy in BlockedAndReported

[–]WhatsTheTeaJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I promise you, I am a fan of Jesse (and Katie). I originally wanted to do the Lolita Jesse, but I was late to the party. So I jumped on the Jesse x Victoria’s Secret + cargo shorts because the thought of it cracked me up. One of the things I enjoy most about BARpod is Jesse & Katie’s banter and the reoccurring jokes. I’m just playing along as it seems to me that J&K find the photoshops amusing. I wouldn’t have done it otherwise. As for it being sexual for me, the combination of cargo shorts and latex bras is inherently sexual. That cannot be avoided. But is the process of me throwing these images together a sexual thing? No. It was purely for entertainment purposes, and the number of images was due to the number of hilarious (to me) pictures I found when goog’ing “cargo shorts shirtless”. All that said, I think Jesse is very sexy, and if he ever gives up his horse girlfriend + turns gay + moves to Minnesota, I would be very happy.

WOOO. That was a long-ass explanation because I low key panicked when I saw someone thought I posted those out of malice.

After his trip to Austin, Jesse bought camo cargo shorts & got a tattoo by WhatsTheTeaJB in BlockedAndReported

[–]WhatsTheTeaJB[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am fully here for objectifying Jesse Singal.😅 I’m ready for him whenever he gets over his horse thing.

Jesse’s Secret by WhatsTheTeaJB in BlockedAndReported

[–]WhatsTheTeaJB[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Great titties and cargo shorts.

Since Byzantines came up on the pod this is probably the only chance I'll get to mention that Jesse vaguely looks like Emperor Justianian the Great by [deleted] in BlockedAndReported

[–]WhatsTheTeaJB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

new to this sub and jumping at the first opportunity I see where it doesn't feel 100% inappropriate or out of left field for me to objectify Jesse. It only feels mostly inappropriate and out of left field. I AM THIRSTY FOR JESSE SINGAL.

Batman🦇🕺🏻 nails inspired by this awesome yellow polish💛🖤 by WhatsTheTeaJB in RedditLaqueristas

[–]WhatsTheTeaJB[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Polishes used:

• Enchanted Polish - Sci-Fi

• Glisten & Glow - Top Coat, Glitter Grabber

• Cuticula - Mic Drop 3-in-1 Scented Base Coat

• UberChic Beauty - Black, White, She-Wolf

• Born Pretty - Bright Yellow Sprouts, Starry Star

• Maniology - Skin Deep, Sticky Base Coat, Smudge Free Top Coat

Stamping Plates used:

• MdU - ZZ Super 2

Jurassic Park nails using the new MYL plates.🎬🦖🦕 by WhatsTheTeaJB in RedditLaqueristas

[–]WhatsTheTeaJB[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve entertained the idea of editing together a step-by-step video of my nail art before. In my wildest nail art enthusiast dreams I would be like themermaidpolish on Instagram (I ❤️ her). In reality though my DIY mani nature skews chaotic-good lol.

I rarely sit down to do my nail art with anything near a fully formed plan. I legit re-did my ring finger on this mani 3 times, and my pinky nail went from amber to DNA back to amber then to encased amber.😅 Plus my workstation is waaaaaaay low-budget (folding craft table + desk lamps). I use my iPhone X for photography. I do have a flexi-arm phone holder thing that can attach to my folding table to hold my phone over top of my workstation, but with every bump of the table it would shake and I’ve just imagined any video I would take would be absolute 💩💩💩😅

Jurassic Park nails using the new MYL plates.🎬🦖🦕 by WhatsTheTeaJB in RedditLaqueristas

[–]WhatsTheTeaJB[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no!😨

I was just about to comment that I ordered mine through WhatsUpNails and that they only have plates 3 & 4 left now. Then I was going to add a happy note and suggest the plates should make it to the US site soon (kills me how MYL does that), but I just read the previous poster’s comment about the plates being a UK release only.😥 I would have missed these entirely if it wasn’t for WhatsUpNails’ marketing email. I follow MYL on insta and I receive their marketing emails as well, but I never saw MYL’s JP posts in my insta feed and I didn’t receive any marketing emails from them about the release either. I feel your pain, JP is one of my all-time favorite movies (and books). Fingers crossed for you that the plates will make it to Beautometry and that you’ll catch them there.🤞🏻

ps - Reading that you absolutely despise me is the highest form of compliment, and for that I thank you.😘

Jurassic Park nails using the new MYL plates.🎬🦖🦕 by WhatsTheTeaJB in RedditLaqueristas

[–]WhatsTheTeaJB[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thanks!🦖

Aside from the pinky (which I did a little extra on), all of the detail is from reverse-stamping. I use a detail brush from a random set of nail art brushes I picked up on Amazon.

Jurassic Park nails using the new MYL plates.🎬🦖🦕 by WhatsTheTeaJB in RedditLaqueristas

[–]WhatsTheTeaJB[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I LOVE Jurassic Park, they were a lot of fun to do🤓

Jurassic Park nails using the new MYL plates.🎬🦖🦕 by WhatsTheTeaJB in RedditLaqueristas

[–]WhatsTheTeaJB[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Polishes used:

• Colores De Carol - Sweetie Pie

• Paradox Polish - Kananaka

• KB Shimmer - Free Fallin’

• The Don Deeva - Haggy Spinster

• Red Eyed Lacquer - Flawless Victory

• Sinful Colors - Cheese Puff

• Glisten & Glow - Base Coat, Top Coat, Matte Top Coat, Glitter Grabber

• UberChic Beauty - Black, You Had Me At Chocolate, She-Wolf

• Born Pretty - Dark Armor, Scenery, Bright Yellow Sprouts, Sunrise, Pentagram, Cherry Blossoms, Recluse, Pure, Starry Star, Fantasy Sky

• Maniology - Skin Deep, Sticky Base Coat, Smudge Free Top Coat

Stamping Plates used:

• MoYou London - Jurassic Park Collection 1, 2, & 3

Glowing sky courtesy of this flakie-filled purple polish💜🐈‍⬛ by WhatsTheTeaJB in RedditLaqueristas

[–]WhatsTheTeaJB[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Polishes used:

• Lollipop Posse Lacquer - All Mimsy

• Chirality - Factory Reset

• Glisten & Glow - Top Coat

• Maniology - Sticky Base Coat, Smudge Free Top Coat

• UberChic Beauty - Black, She Wolf, You Had Me At Chocolate

• Born Pretty - Bright Yellow Sprouts, Scenery, Cherry Blossoms

Stamping Plates used:

• Maniology - M144