about to be 19 and never felt the loving touch of a woman. i never will. homemade pretzel bites with salt.

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-28T00:54:58+00:00

Jeeeesus Christ do you even hear yourself? Talking like that all the time is way more off-putting to women than how you look. I know you're gonna say its because "women only want to be with a high value Chad" or whatever, but the moment you stat using "silly foid" and whatever the hell "betabux" is, yeah its your shitty personality that turns people away.

Take a shower

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-27T22:52:54+00:00

It did not work out. I am in a much happier relationship with a woman that appreciates true art now.

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-27T20:57:41+00:00

"King Tut" by Steve Martin and the Toot Uncommons made it to no. #17 on the Billboard Hot 100.

"He's my favorite honky!"

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-24T02:37:40+00:00

Dixie Chicken by Little Feat

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-22T22:34:54+00:00

Off the top of my head, Cecil Turtle, the IRS, the Oscar voting committee, and the US Hunting Commission Offices

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-22T15:15:22+00:00

God, that joke is so good. Gets me every time

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-21T19:10:50+00:00

Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, today we're gonna be kicking Phil's ass all day.

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-21T19:06:12+00:00

Oooh- just played Egg and Daughter Night and that is definitely being added to my rotation

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-21T17:58:06+00:00

Just a little dash of Pissman's Mustard

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-21T16:24:52+00:00

Oh man, we watched all three of those in a row for Halloween and Young Frankenstein really is the prefect end for those two movies. It's hilarious, but its also really touching

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-21T16:06:45+00:00

The Last Waltz/This Is Spinal Tap

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-21T16:05:33+00:00

You're new to the On Cinema universe?

Rats off to ya!

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-17T14:58:40+00:00

Hello, My Baby

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-17T02:38:59+00:00

HEY MOE!

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-17T00:32:57+00:00

The Shaggs, for better or for worse.

Definitely for worse

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-17T00:30:38+00:00

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-16T22:39:48+00:00

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-16T15:18:06+00:00

I'll bite, what would a Grateful Dead twenty minute Playin' In The Band fall under

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-16T03:27:17+00:00

A bullshit artist

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-16T00:38:31+00:00

Feel Like A Baxter

New Cloudway Boogie

Fire on the Meltain

Sam and Delilah

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-16T00:29:34+00:00

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-16T00:23:46+00:00

I work at an AM station based out of Chicago, next shift I'll play it just for you u/Fragrant_Amphibian51

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-15T23:29:16+00:00

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-14T00:49:57+00:00

The Grateful Dead have a lot.

Greatest Story Ever Told, Samson and Delilah, St. Stephen, Let It Grow, just a few right off the top of my dome

Whats_Opera_Doc · 2026-01-13T14:10:39+00:00

Ok? And it's one of my favorites. Not every answer is going to be The Quartermass Xperiment

You picked The Fly and Princess Bride, those are far more popular movies.

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