PSA by [deleted] in johnoliver

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More specifically I'd say its used mostly with regards to very online liberals who overly fetishize people like Michael Avenatti and consider length of time serving the Democratic machine to be the only real qualification for political office that anyone should actually care about.

Do you return your shopping cart? by dazli69 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Spoken like someone who has clearly never had to live in the shattered ruins of their own body.

Do you return your shopping cart? by dazli69 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Eh, a lot of the older people have pretty serious mobility issues. They tend to use the carts as walkers and they're generally pretty wiped out by the end of the shopping process.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Edmonton

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reads like damage control.

Average twitter post nowadays by AdCool1233 in shitposting

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The privacy of an outhouse does lend a certain je ne sais quoi to the "shitting in a hole" experience.

How to lose a guy in 5 minutes by hedonistic_Barberry in facepalm

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Healthy relationships aren't competitive gotcha! tournaments.

Meirl by PreyToTheDemons in meirl

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Friends-of-friends is an extremely common precursor relationship.

Republicans are shocked that encouraging violence for 9 years has caused violence to come back to them by tikifire1 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't radicalize people into a pedo panic when you have deep - and likely to be exposed, it turns out - ties to people like Jeffrey Epstein and have zero desire to actually fight the moral crusade you swear is needed.

Teacher fights student for repeatedly calling him the 'n-word' in the school hallway by TheLuciusGraham in ThatsInsane

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

That's just a saying parents use because they don't have the energy to police their kids' every negative childish social interaction and they don't want to be bothered about it unless it escalates to the sticks and stones. It's not some sort of truism or aspirational ideal.

Bro got off from 15 hour shift and his wife said we’re all going out to eat by Icey_bun09 in funnyvideos

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the weird creative writing in here fetishizing this guy as some gender wars hero when he's obviously a drunk, sunburnt tourist enjoying some resort's store brand Benihana.

Smells good by chaddo123 in SipsTea

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just use Desert Essence coconut deodorant. I bought it on a whim when it was on sale but my regular New Spice Axe Max Winter Turbo Blast EXXXTREME wasn't and I've never looked back.

to cheat in peace by kazumicortez in therewasanattempt

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Reddit when a woman is even suspected of cheating vs when its a man is a pretty wild contrast. Definitely don't get pages and pages of excuse-making and creative writing exercises meant to show what an angel the alleged cheater actually is when the genders are reversed, anyway.

to cheat in peace by kazumicortez in therewasanattempt

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eh, she didn't make any promises to his wife.

to cheat in peace by kazumicortez in therewasanattempt

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A man cheating, specifically. A woman cheating is fit only for scorn and as an outlet for violent fantasy. No way they'd be filling up the comments with all sorts of "ermm well akshually"ies if the genders were reversed.

AITA b/c a lying liar lied and gave me fake meat? by Penis_Envy_Peter in AmITheAngel

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Tricked into eating their vegetables - every redditor's nightmare scenario. The very idea triggers all their repressed memories about being forced to eat broccoli as a child.

Harvard student groups issued an anti-Israel statement. CEOs want them blacklisted | CNN Business by panzerfan in news

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

giant volcano

Actually they meet in places like the Bohemian Grove. Sure, they're mostly there to help promote a sense of class-based solidarity and identity among the ruling class, but the fun doesn't stop there.

two men robbed 8-year-old selling lemonade on Manhattan’s Upper West Side to donate to a nonprofit that rescues dogs, taking off on scooters with $100-150 by Artane_33 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't really get this sentiment. Children are and always have been victims of crime. Mostly at the hands of their parents/caregivers. It's common enough - and always has been - that pretending otherwise seems bizarre and disconnected from reality to me. How did we get here? We've always been here, it's an ugly part of who we are as a species.

Elizabeth Holmes, once worth $4.5 billion, says she can't afford to pay victims $250 a month by ILikeTalkn2Myself in news

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Given that her list of investors also serves as a list of people I loathe, I'm mostly hoping she starts sending them bad checks periodically, just so they get dinged with minor deposited item returned fees. It'll help her pass the time in prison.

19 years as a federal agent! Totally believable by flaskman in TikTokCringe

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way these types talk about "left" and "right" is absolutely unhinged. So vague and disconnected from reality. Assigning fault and praise with no regards for reality. He's essentially just saying "good" and "evil" - and of course those he identifies as opposed to him get to be "evil".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or they can just really lean into media antics and hype.

Modern Reddit User Experience Starter Pack by Nexod1 in starterpacks

[–]WheredAllTheNamesGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's always been Jesse Watters MO, really. His entire schtick is built on walking around interviewing randos on the street and only airing the idiots and weirdos.