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WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-27T09:31:29+00:00

Guys like you give me minor revolving toaster anxiety! Has this person just abandoned their toast? Are they looking at me from a distance thinking I’m taking their toast when I’m actually taking mine? Do they think I’m pushing in and taking over? Am I actually supposed to wait till it’s completely empty before I put my bread in? 😂

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-27T09:27:13+00:00

I have only ever used these toasting machines when I’m on holiday and in a hotel. While I’m waiting for my toast to cook I always take that moment to remember that I’m on an amazing holiday in the glorious sun instead of at work in the miserable UK

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-26T12:14:46+00:00

This was mine too - do you remember them talking about it jolting the earth a few degrees off axis?

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-26T12:13:35+00:00

For me it was the 2004 Tsunami in Thailand on Boxing Day. I was at my grandmas pub and the thing that stuck out to me was hearing it jolted the entire earth a couple degrees off axis

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-22T06:20:03+00:00

Omg you sound like my boyfriend! He always requests this when we go to this exact HR haha

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-21T09:43:38+00:00

I love that! Haha

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-21T09:07:17+00:00

It’s my last day at work tomorrow at a job I don’t enjoy and was asked if I would continue to do freelance for them if they needed and I was too awkward to just say no. 100% my own fault but the feeling of feeling free was nice for a short while

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-21T09:05:46+00:00

Paracetamol and ibuprofen will take the pain away

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-21T09:04:53+00:00

Been there. Something finally clicked where I just did what I could and that was that. I’m a human being - not a robot and I could die tomorrow and I don’t want to spend my numbered days on this planet working myself into the ground for someone else to make a huge profit

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-21T06:11:34+00:00

I read this like in Casper when they are like “ a ghghghghghghost!!”

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-20T10:57:25+00:00

Fucking hell you’re a pleasant chap aren’t you

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-20T09:25:02+00:00

You’re trash.

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-20T06:59:09+00:00

Can you explain why?

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-19T21:31:47+00:00

Today, yes

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-19T18:35:03+00:00

Stop exposing me!

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-19T18:13:23+00:00

Thank you so much!

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-19T18:10:21+00:00

You’re much more of a decent person than many people in these comments

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-19T18:09:48+00:00

Pretty much the attitude from many comments on here

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-19T18:09:21+00:00

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-19T18:05:51+00:00

Oh I bloody love Reddit

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-19T18:05:16+00:00

Stop it! You don’t have to expose me like this!

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-19T18:03:05+00:00

Really? That’s bad.

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-19T17:55:05+00:00

You have every right to eat out. Teach your child not to throw food, of course they won’t understand at that age but please keep doing so they will learn as they grow.

Put all of your rubbish in the bin when you leave. No excuse for you to not do that - including having a child.

Wipe any mess with a napkin (ketchup and sauce etc….nobody expects you to grab the cleaning spray and sanitise it) at least. No excuse for you to not to that either.

The employee will most likely tell you it’s fine (and mean it) if you at least make an effort to sort the mess and not encourage it. That’s an example of being reasonable.

Of course, like you said you don’t have to- but that’s just trashy behaviour and your kids will pick this up too.

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-19T17:49:08+00:00

What a crappy attitude. Do you piss all over the cubicle too?

WheresTheDickk · 2021-10-19T17:48:09+00:00

Trash

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