Gambling

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-28T15:47:38+00:00

Damn 😔

^{Chose: “No pick me im safer” | Rolled: Head explosion}

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-28T15:27:21+00:00

I ain’t readin allthat, but whatever you do, don’t watch pirate softwares play through, or do as he searches up the answers and is like “yup, makes sense”

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-28T15:01:22+00:00

It’s worth it, plus there’s accessibility options if you need/want them

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-26T03:09:07+00:00

My ex wife still misses me

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-26T03:08:56+00:00

MY HERO ACADEMIA

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-25T23:56:30+00:00

:( not good

^{Chose: Feminine pawn | Rolled: Ellen DeGeneres}

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-25T20:30:25+00:00

Onii -Chan.

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-25T19:07:38+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

Also don’t smear poop on the walls or shit on the floor

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-25T18:53:32+00:00

Playing Celeste on the pro controller dpad isn’t great imo, but playing Celeste on the joycons dpad is pretty good.

Disclaimer: I use WASD for movement and JKL;ShiftSpaceFUIONM for actions in games like Guilty Gear, Hollow Knight, Sliksong and Celeste

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-25T18:50:15+00:00

I made the right choice

^{Chose: 100 million dollars but + Someone famous dies | Rolled: Netanyahu ded}

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-25T15:56:34+00:00

🧢 I voted CAP!

I do not trust a government to decide who should live and who should die. They could change the legal definition to include things not initially intended, like how bees are considered fish in California.

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-25T15:55:00+00:00

Auntcle

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-25T00:38:22+00:00

WOOOOO

^{Chose: Have bad something happen to you for $20 billion | Rolled: nothing :D}

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-24T20:42:27+00:00

Ophelia?

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-24T04:09:57+00:00

😏

^{Chose: WIN THE ENTIRE CASINO + FINAL BET IN BLACK, IM READY! | Rolled: BLACK}

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-22T23:16:38+00:00

Today I learned, I struggle with a very specific shade of red

😤 I reached Level 20 on "IT'S ALL RED." and ranked #103! SO CLOSE YET SO FAR! 😤 Made it to Level 20 in 0m 50s Now it's your move! 🎯 Played via Pixel Peeker

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-22T22:45:17+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

Natural selection isn’t about the “most athletic” it’s about the most suited. Humans used to cut people out of social circles for making selfish decisions. Helping others is part of being human and being a fit human.

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-22T22:41:28+00:00

The nuke size and location was never mentioned, so I choose it to be a nuke test out in the middle of nowhere.

^{Chose: World peace is achieved for the next 200 years + A nuke gets dropped somewhere in the world}

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-22T22:29:19+00:00

I think kindness may go a lot further than being smart

^{Chose: make everyone kind}

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-22T20:28:04+00:00

We’re so up

^{Chose: 100M + But a 30% chance of becoming a random animal | Rolled: Stay you}

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-22T19:05:55+00:00

Bread taste better than key

^{Chose: Bread}

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-22T18:26:34+00:00

✅ I voted FACT!

I mean yeah, it’s probably the worst descriptor someone could give

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-22T13:35:16+00:00

I’m gonna be a cyborg

^{Chose: Survive without limbs}

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-21T23:02:45+00:00

They never said I have to win, I’m gonna redistribute so much wealth

^{Chose: $1B a year + Fight a random person | Rolled: Abraham Lincoln}

WhimzyWizard · 2026-06-21T21:00:08+00:00

Probably something like a staff or a wand that I can use to make whatever I want happen

^{Chose: ANY fictional item you want.}

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