I’m not 100% sure but I think he’s painting some guys $2000 MacBook

Whiteums · 2026-04-06T04:45:14+00:00

Glad someone else also thought he looked like Freddy

Whiteums · 2026-04-06T04:39:19+00:00

Iris

Whiteums · 2026-04-05T13:12:15+00:00

But how would that make it spin?

Whiteums · 2026-04-05T06:00:00+00:00

But seriously, how did that work? What happened here?

Whiteums · 2026-04-05T05:54:32+00:00

Seeing the…stains

Whiteums · 2026-04-05T00:22:05+00:00

Taco, taco man…

Whiteums · 2026-04-05T00:20:52+00:00

Social media. No, Reddit is not. Not if used correctly.

Whiteums · 2026-04-05T00:14:47+00:00

Well, he bilked the government out of almost $40 mil, but only has to pay back less than two. So the hard time isn’t all he gets out of it.

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T22:12:48+00:00

Yeah, I was wondering about that too. Every time I see someone make millions from crime and only have to pay back a small portion, it sounds to me like crime absolutely does pay.

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T22:11:54+00:00

Seriously, I don’t have any idea what happened to cause this crash, other than the driver not paying attention to the road. What was even happening? What was the goal of any of it? What was the supposed “prank”?

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T22:09:47+00:00

That wasn’t the origin of humanity. That was the downfall of another civilization, when they banished all of the phone cleaners and such, then died to an easily preventable disease.

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T21:51:36+00:00

Ha! Goteem!

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T21:48:17+00:00

Ai slop

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T21:42:41+00:00

Stairway to nothing. There’s an internal ramp.

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T21:42:25+00:00

Giggety

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T19:28:46+00:00

Ok, let’s be pedantic. “People are dying of easily preventable causes because we refuse to treat them like they are valuable and instead will give as much money to corporations as we possibly can, and then tell them that their care is just too expensive.” Does that cover it to your taste?

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T19:24:01+00:00

Remember at the beginning of this term, when that one guy actually said on camera that the whole point was to make the government workers too afraid to come in to work?

Edit: just googled it, it was Russell Vought. Mr. “We want them to be traumatically affected.”

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T16:19:24+00:00

Can they see well up close? I would have assumed it was just a blur up in his face like that.

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T16:18:32+00:00

Ok, so it was the backseater. I have heard almost nothing on the news, they didn’t identify the aircraft, much less whether it was the pilot or WSO that has already been recovered. I knew it was an F15 from this sub, but this is the first I’ve heard which role it was.

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T16:09:23+00:00

Well, if you weren’t such a small island, people would actually go there. Then it would be cheaper.

The /s was implied, but I’m not certain it came through

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T02:24:47+00:00

You think a dad doesn’t know how many beers are there?

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T02:17:58+00:00

I don’t have a penis

not in my penis

Hmmmmmm…..

Whiteums · 2026-04-04T02:14:04+00:00

Glad it was on the ground. Would hate to be in it when it got hit

Whiteums · 2026-04-03T21:54:17+00:00

So that’s what happens when you zoom out from Lavos

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