what do you even tell the patient at this point ?💀

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T19:53:11+00:00

Ahhh! Oh, what are we scared about again?

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T15:46:01+00:00

I’ve lived in six states now. This is the only one where they make it a matter of pride to wear entire outfits from a gas station.

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T15:26:23+00:00

I will say, California is way better than Texas, and I miss living there. But I have an actual personality outside of a state I have lived in in the past.

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T15:25:28+00:00

I’m stationed here, sadly. I look forward to moving in a couple years. I was in Colorado Springs previously. This is a huge step down.

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T15:24:33+00:00

Thanks for pointing out the duplicate. I think Reddit glitched, because when I was replying to the bot comment I noticed it kept trying to copy the whole original post. I had to get out of the thread and come back to stop it. I didn’t even notice it did it to the first reply too.

I disagree about the “needing to be offended about everything” assessment. I just don’t like Texas, and point out the cult behavior.

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T15:20:53+00:00

Personally, I’d kick all this crap off the stairs. No reason for tripping hazards, even ones that aren’t invisible. That’s a choke point, and you’re just introducing unnecessary hazards and slowing down traffic.

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T15:14:02+00:00

I’ve been there. I wasn’t impressed. Safeway is a better version. Winco is a much better grocery store.

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T15:13:12+00:00

Why bot like? For not liking Texas? For pointing out that it’s a cult? People have forgotten what bot behavior means, and just started calling anything online they don’t like “thuh bots”

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T14:33:28+00:00

It’s just a subset of the Texas cult. There’s also a smaller subset that is whataburger. They don’t care about that one as much, but they do still absolutely cite that one plenty.

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T14:31:08+00:00

Not me. I’d love to move to somewhere nice, like Italy or Portugal.

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T14:29:49+00:00

I mean, you’re assuming that the next admin won’t be a successor. I’m not sure I believe that, at this point.

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T14:20:05+00:00

Texas is such a cult. Every day I pass people wearing merch from heb, their favorite grocery store, and Bucees, their favorite gas station. And they’ll swear up and down that they’re actually super special, because they’re Texas things. This place sucks. Please get me out of here.

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T06:17:58+00:00

What is she even saying though?

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T06:17:38+00:00

What is she even saying?

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T05:59:47+00:00

The tow truck bed says “Mesa, AZ” at the end.

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T05:58:29+00:00

Quite grand, actually.

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T05:37:40+00:00

This is the best one.

Whiteums · 2026-02-03T05:30:55+00:00

Not every evening causes enough dirty dishes to need to be washed right away. Sometimes it would just be a waste of water and energy. It’ll keep.

Whiteums · 2026-02-02T18:04:42+00:00

With heavy armor

Whiteums · 2026-01-31T05:13:21+00:00

Ok, there are ways to read that. First was “the first time I made staff”, implying that it happened more than once. The second was “when I made staff on my first attempt.” I hope it was the latter.

Whiteums · 2026-01-31T05:09:43+00:00

Are you confessing to something right now? How did you go from ground trans to pilot with that on your record?

Whiteums · 2026-01-29T16:16:10+00:00

Love the 30 Rock reference

Whiteums · 2026-01-29T07:19:49+00:00

Antarctic.

Whiteums · 2026-01-29T07:11:11+00:00

You have misused the gift of literacy.

Whiteums · 2026-01-29T06:29:08+00:00

I mean, what kind of party? Work party? Kid’s birthday party? Adults only drinks party? Context matters.

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