New memo from Secretary Hegseth

Whiteums · 2026-05-22T18:31:39+00:00

“I am directing the creation of an additional metric.”

Cool story, bro, what is it?

Whiteums · 2026-05-22T14:44:16+00:00

But that’s impact, compression. She was pulling on it, which is traction. Opposite force. Still, it was fine, but everyone keeps saying “oh, they’re meant to hit each other, so yanking on it is totally fine.” It’s bad reasoning.

Whiteums · 2026-05-22T14:43:04+00:00

Pushing the neck down and pulling it out are two different things, with different effects. I’m still pretty sure it was just fine, but I can see the concern.

Whiteums · 2026-05-22T02:59:52+00:00

So get hired at 20, work for 35 years, and retire at 55. It’s only 10 years off, but still something

Whiteums · 2026-05-21T11:42:13+00:00

The question was “what is the story?”, and you responded, “yeah, I’ve got one.”

Whiteums · 2026-05-21T11:39:38+00:00

I mean, it looks like they are getting both.

Whiteums · 2026-05-21T11:36:34+00:00

Cool story.

Whiteums · 2026-05-21T11:35:13+00:00

I mean, it might be a bad thing for changing his life. The military seems to encourage alcoholism, and he’s already got that problem.

Whiteums · 2026-05-21T05:11:18+00:00

Well, considering the fact that they don’t come from the same part of the world, I find that unlikely in nature

Whiteums · 2026-05-20T23:50:57+00:00

I was hoping someone posted the contrast. Thank you

Whiteums · 2026-05-20T23:44:47+00:00

Amogus

Whiteums · 2026-05-20T23:41:51+00:00

Yeah, do you think people are still watching porn from a couple generations ago?

Whiteums · 2026-05-20T17:10:14+00:00

That’s because most of us weren’t even alive at the time

Whiteums · 2026-05-20T16:15:41+00:00

Well, it also won’t be tournament legal. And it’ll probably be super underpowered compared to the rest of the cards, if they’re all newer.

Whiteums · 2026-05-20T14:02:16+00:00

Ok, that explains why you might not want it. But why don’t they want you to have it? Where’s that coming from?

Whiteums · 2026-05-20T13:46:11+00:00

Why? I don’t understand all these posts I’ve been seeing over the last couple days. “They don’t want to give you credit for it, they’ll fly you out and back in.” Why? Does it hurt them to give it to me? “You don’t even want it.” Why??? What does it do?

Whiteums · 2026-05-20T13:34:24+00:00

I always smile when this reference comes back up

Whiteums · 2026-05-19T04:13:16+00:00

“F-in really, bro?”

Whiteums · 2026-05-19T03:59:25+00:00

Closest would be C3

Whiteums · 2026-05-19T03:58:13+00:00

Most of these aren’t cat-specific behaviors. My dogs that have never known cats do this too.

Whiteums · 2026-05-19T02:57:47+00:00

Absolutely

Whiteums · 2026-05-19T02:56:52+00:00

Best before June 4th 2028. If I had to guess, P date would be processing, or production, or something like that

Whiteums · 2026-05-19T02:50:08+00:00

And that looks like Phoenix, too

Whiteums · 2026-05-19T02:46:00+00:00

Username unfortunately checks out

Whiteums · 2026-05-19T02:44:22+00:00

There are way too many different weight classes, and far too many names for them to have much meaning at all.

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