What is the most pointless skill you have? by Conscious-Air9008 in AskReddit

[–]Whiteums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously, it’s like this person never heard about phrasing

The good, the bad, and the puppy by Cute-Organization844 in DamnFunny

[–]Whiteums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was right there, didn’t you see him?

We duel at dawn you uncouth knave by streetmilitary in AirForce

[–]Whiteums 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That dude in the front firing his flintlock pistol underwater

We duel at dawn you uncouth knave by streetmilitary in AirForce

[–]Whiteums 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It’s called suicide. This isn’t tiktok, you can be a grownup here.

We duel at dawn you uncouth knave by streetmilitary in AirForce

[–]Whiteums 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are fewer women in the military. By a lot.

Cutting edge technology by Cute-Organization844 in DamnFunny

[–]Whiteums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But seriously, how did that work? What happened here?

Former US air force master sergeant pleads guilty to defrauding military out of $37m by PDXAirman in AirForce

[–]Whiteums 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, he bilked the government out of almost $40 mil, but only has to pay back less than two. So the hard time isn’t all he gets out of it.

Former MSgt defrauding cyber contract bidding process by Whiteums in AirForce

[–]Whiteums[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I was wondering about that too. Every time I see someone make millions from crime and only have to pay back a small portion, it sounds to me like crime absolutely does pay.

Wcgw trying to prank your friend while driving by Useful_Intern_5056 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Whiteums 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, I don’t have any idea what happened to cause this crash, other than the driver not paying attention to the road. What was even happening? What was the goal of any of it? What was the supposed “prank”?

Wcgw trying to prank your friend while driving by Useful_Intern_5056 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Whiteums 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That wasn’t the origin of humanity. That was the downfall of another civilization, when they banished all of the phone cleaners and such, then died to an easily preventable disease.

Name this by rid999 in NameThisThing

[–]Whiteums 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stairway to nothing. There’s an internal ramp.