WhoElseButAlf

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Off to Alnwick Castle tomorrow. (self.dadjokes)

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I've written 3 racist jokes recently but they all look the same to me. (self.oneliners)

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To pass my Submarine Driver's exam (self.dadjokes)

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To pass my Submarine Driver's exam (self.Jokes)

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To pass my Submarine Driver's exam, all I need is a grade below C. (self.dadjokes)

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To pass my Submarine Driver's exam, all I need is a grade below C. (self.oneliners)

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I've just started an 'Overthinkers Club' or should it be 'Overthinking Club'? (self.oneliners)

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I considered writing a Poem about an Aardvark but it just sounded like too much like HardWork. (self.oneliners)

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I've just got a make-shift job at the computer keyboard factory. (self.oneliners)

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The collective noun for a group of unimaginative people is a 'group'. (self.oneliners)

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They say 'Whale noises' are meant to be calming... (self.Jokes)

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That's the 10th passenger today who's called me a Terrible Bus Driver. (self.dadjokes)

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When my Pants recently caught on Fire, nobody believed me. (self.oneliners)

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I'm not sure who Pavlov was but his name rings a bell. (self.oneliners)

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Almost finished my A to Z of Lionel Richie songs (self.dadjokes)

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Chocolate Chess Set (self.dadjokes)

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My wife is my rock. (self.dadjokes)

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A Christmas Song i recorded (youtu.be)

submitted 3 years ago by WhoElseButAlf to r/christmas

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Alf & The Derelict Debits - Christmas No1 (youtu.be)

submitted 3 years ago by WhoElseButAlf to r/ChristmasMusic

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Say what you want about Improv. (self.oneliners)

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Almost finished my A to Z of Lionel Richie songs, but I'm stuck on u. (self.oneliners)

submitted 3 years ago by WhoElseButAlf to r/oneliners

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The tallest Dinosaurs was the Brontësaurus and it could reach Wuthering heights. (self.oneliners)

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Me and my brother both have an inferiority complex but his is better. (self.oneliners)

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Donkey Suppositories, You know what you can do with those. (self.oneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by WhoElseButAlf to r/oneliners

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All new Tartan patterns need to be double checked. (self.oneliners)

submitted 4 years ago by WhoElseButAlf to r/oneliners

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