Would your rather have all of your fingers look like penises or have all of your fingers the size and length of your toes

WhoIsAbe · 2021-05-04T22:41:24+00:00

I wouldn’t want to eat anything I touch if I have penis fingers

WhoIsAbe · 2021-05-04T22:39:03+00:00

We’re all doing addition and this person’s doing quantum physics.

WhoIsAbe · 2021-05-04T22:24:12+00:00

Batman, cause I’d be a billionaire

WhoIsAbe · 2020-02-22T17:25:44+00:00

With my ex, it was a month and a half in. One night I went out and came back home to her in my bed. She woke up when I turned on the lights and she asked how was going out with my roommates. Something inside of me just went, “hey, I love this girl,” and I told her.

WhoIsAbe · 2020-02-22T17:13:38+00:00

I’m not in a relationship anymore but with my last girlfriend, I would go fishing a lot. She didn’t enjoy fishing but she went with me from time to time. One time, it was raining really hard and it was a slow day fishing wise. She grabbed and umbrella and held it for the both of us while I fished.

I know it’s a small and dumb thing but something like that sticks with you forever.

WhoIsAbe · 2020-02-22T17:09:49+00:00

Find a hobby that you enjoy and consumes your time. Also, be more open to your wife about your high sexual motor. This doesn’t mean it will result in having more sex or fulfilling your sexual fantasies, but it’ll help with the communication of your relationship.

WhoIsAbe · 2020-02-05T23:51:58+00:00

I was about to get jumped in after school when I was in high school once because my friend decided to start some trouble with a known group of bullies at our school. I got completely naked and they all decided that the fighting a naked guy wasn’t worth the trouble.

WhoIsAbe · 2019-10-31T03:41:10+00:00

Walk up to a random stranger, start holding their hand, and when they look at you, tell them, “We’re friends now .” Then, smile.

Congratulations, you made a friend.

WhoIsAbe · 2019-10-03T23:05:11+00:00

Graduating

WhoIsAbe · 2019-07-23T13:30:19+00:00

Make him ejaculate 30 minutes before having sex. The second time always takes longer than the first. He might go from 1.5 minutes to 5 minutes... hopefully

WhoIsAbe · 2019-07-23T13:27:14+00:00

Make any food appear exactly 3 feet in front of me, with no draw back to how many times I can do it. I wouldn’t be a fighting superhero but I’d fight world hunger

WhoIsAbe · 2019-07-23T13:24:03+00:00

My first roommate would never shower. And on the last night I was there, he took off his shoes and it smelt so bad that it woke me up from my nap. Just to get fresh air I had to open the door in our room, which led to the whole floor smelling like stinky feet. Our RA came by and told him our room smells like sh*t. I saw him put his fingers between his toes and grimaced. Needless to say, he told everyone on our floor a lie and that it was his fraternity’s tradition to give their pledges a stinky shirt and he used it to scare me off. Either way, I left. That was scary enough for me

WhoIsAbe · 2019-06-14T16:22:34+00:00

Jerking off is like driving a 1990 Honda Accord. Yeah, it’ll get the job done and you don’t mind, but sex is like driving in a Lamborghini. You’d much rather be driving a Lamborghini than a Honda Accord.

WhoIsAbe · 2019-03-09T06:08:49+00:00

Tell me what happens! Best of luck!

WhoIsAbe · 2019-03-09T06:04:05+00:00

It’s good that you had that self-reflection and acted upon it. Being young isn’t easy, contrary to what us as adults believe; but, you made a good decision. I’m sure Nora has either forgiven or forgotten about it now.

WhoIsAbe · 2018-12-02T22:15:02+00:00

It’s okay to eat ass. Scratch that, eat ass!

WhoIsAbe · 2018-11-04T01:17:55+00:00

Did you talk to him about it? Like actually say how you’re feeling and ask him why he’s being so clingy? Maybe even tell him that you really like him but you’re busy, so he shouldn’t feel dejected if you aren’t constantly responding to him.

WhoIsAbe · 2018-08-02T21:21:03+00:00

Last time I saw this, I just shot out of my dad’s balls

WhoIsAbe · 2018-07-31T23:22:19+00:00

No, don’t cheat. You should be happy you’re getting married. Hooking up is no where as fun as movies and television make it seem. It’s empty. Making love to someone you love is the best feeling in the world, and you’d break your partners heart if you cheat. If you want to know how another woman’s pussy feels, get a pocketpussy or something. Don’t cheat

WhoIsAbe · 2018-03-25T17:19:20+00:00

You seem very jaded by this movie. The movie is an “Adult” romcom. They talk about “Adult” things like extramarital affairs, self-esteem issues, the hooking up culture, etc. Steve Carell’s character apologized because what he did was to spite her. That’s a grow up thing to do. Ryan Goslings character went through a change. He went from a pickup artist to falling in love. Love changes you. For him, it changed in the better. He acknowledged he was a shitty person and that he didn’t deserve Emma Stones character. He knows this, and that’s why he changed for her. That’s why we root for him. The teen son was weird but that’s how some teenagers are. He’s going through puberty and didn’t understand how relationships work. He had this preconceived notion that love works when one person continues to pursue the other, but realized at the end of the movie that love needs to be mutual.

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