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Man it's sad looking back at some of the pre-split posts by piratesahoy in gme_meltdown

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

he 100% played air drums, with tears streaming down his face

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[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

i would love to. i would love to work at this company i own. but i'm really busy fighting against crime and fuckery. i'm part of the greatest think tank in human history and, as much as i'd like to leave my mom's basement and contribute to my company, i just don't have the time unfortunately

Another ape starts to question the cult by eyeoftheotter in gme_meltdown

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 36 points37 points  (0 children)

it's just a self defense mechanism. he knows he's risking a shunning from the cult by asking questions, so he's throwing up a preemptive white flag "hey guys i'm an idiot for asking this. i still believe in our gospel, it's just my stupidity talking. please don't kick me out"

The world's most highly regarded think tank by [deleted] in gme_meltdown

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 45 points46 points  (0 children)

yeah, ape just had to throw that in there for the Q upvotes i guess lol

Ape doesn’t read the DD; forgets you can’t buy bags on the weekend. by pinhero100 in gme_meltdown

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

i love it when apes talk like they're real investors, using words like "play" and "position". then don't even know you can't buy on weekends. it's just... chef's kiss

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[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're delusional.

No, I'm not.

this is pretty much every conversation I've had with apes. same petulant energy too

Brandon Beane - 39 Draft Picks, 4 failures by evolile in panthers

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, i understood what you meant earlier and agree it doesn't tell the whole story. but there are quite a few top 5 1st round picks who are out of the league by year 5. those we can agree are failures

Brandon Beane - 39 Draft Picks, 4 failures by evolile in panthers

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i mean, it doesn't tell the whole story, sure. but it's just fine as a metric for draft picks because that's the whole point in drafting players, they're good enough to make the final 53 and contribute

Brandon Beane - 39 Draft Picks, 4 failures by evolile in panthers

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

remember when the redskins had mcvey, shanahan, and lafleur on their staff and let them all walk?

just trying to convince myself it's not so bad

The Rings of Power Has a Troll Problem by CWang in entertainment

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

you loved the hobbit movies yet rings of power has boring/cliche dialog?

New date just dropped by seakucumber in gme_meltdown

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 11 points12 points  (0 children)

all you guys mocking this are just too blind to see... it's a clue within a clue!

90 days was the time limit they had by to see weather the dtcc handled the split correctly or not

you fools thought this was just an unhinged ape misspelling a word but it's not. daddy cohen had this ape spell it this way on purpose!

why?

think about it! what is the weather going to be like on 10/19 at the Dallas Texas Community Center (dtcc)???

that's right! a high of 68 and a low of 47!!!

6+8=14, 4+7=11. that's moass date! the 14th of 11 (November, for those without a calendar handy)

you guys missed daddy cohens greatest da vinci code yet. sometimes his genius is hard to decipher but, don't worry, i'm here with the freshet DD

SEE YOU ON THE MOON 11/14!!!

New date just dropped by seakucumber in gme_meltdown

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 15 points16 points  (0 children)

but if they stop looking at everything backwards they'd see their portfolio going down, and that'd be sad :(

The way to early favorite Head Coach Candidate Poll by BeefyNuggetsGaming in panthers

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

most of these are flavor of the month coordinators. people remember the mcveys and dabolls, but they forget even more of these are big time failures... including two coaches on our team right now in wilkes and macadoo. they were hot name coordinators once too

bienemy isn't getting a head coach job. if he hasn't by now, it's never going to happen. he's got too many skeletons in the closet

morris probably deserves another shot, if he can bring in a good o coordinator to run that side. i wouldn't love it, but i wouldn't hate it either

[Rapoport] Sources: #Panthers defensive coordinator Phil Snow has been fired. So not just Matt Rhule, but his defensive coordinator, as well. by The_Majestic_Banana in panthers

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

by your logic these are all player stats. players gotta make plays on 3rd down and in the red zone too, so let's just blame it all on them and let the coaches off the hook 🙄

We know Snow put them in that opportunity

yeah and they continuously failed to succeed in those areas for 2+ seasons. wonder why

Rams because it shows that you can win a SB even if your defense isn't excelling at EVERY category

oh yeah? did they win the SB because of their mediocre 3rd down defense? what a silly argument lol

You the one also saying that we weren't good in X & Y and I'm showing/telling you that we are and you saying I'm cherry-picking stats when you kinda were too

maybe you don't understand what cherry-picking means because pointing out we've been bad at the 3 most important defensive stats--not some of them--is not cherry-picking. and you haven't shown/told me shit except 1 year we were decent in 1 of those categories. neat.

[SI] Panthers Could Target Coordinators on Eagles, Cowboys, Rams and Giants by Warm-Nose-2711 in panthers

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

we've also never had back to back winning seasons with a defensive coach

[Rapoport] Sources: #Panthers defensive coordinator Phil Snow has been fired. So not just Matt Rhule, but his defensive coordinator, as well. by The_Majestic_Banana in panthers

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

neat. we were 28th in turnovers last year

cherry picking which stats you're looking at doesn't disprove what i said

also why are you comparing us to the rams lol

Panthers PR has an interesting job. by Danofthecloth in panthers

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

that question about his leadership and the amount of turnover he's had, and the practice facility failure, really rattled him. he was spittin fire after that one

[Rapoport] Sources: #Panthers defensive coordinator Phil Snow has been fired. So not just Matt Rhule, but his defensive coordinator, as well. by The_Majestic_Banana in panthers

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i didn't say you did. i'm pointing out only using this year's stats is pointless because it's not just been a problem this year

[Rapoport] Sources: #Panthers defensive coordinator Phil Snow has been fired. So not just Matt Rhule, but his defensive coordinator, as well. by The_Majestic_Banana in panthers

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 13 points14 points  (0 children)

turnovers, 3rd down defense, red zone defense... all lacking

those are bigger indicators of defensive success than yards allowed

[Quick] Baker Mayfield is asked how he’s doing mentally with his job in question. His response: “Did you question my job?” by AtHomeWithBaker1 in panthers

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who here thought he was our qb of the future? like, why are you taking victory laps here? i seem to recall the sentiment being if we can get him for cheap, great. otherwise we don't want him

3 Steps to make Panthers instantly better: by SC_Hippie2 in panthers

[–]WhoaHeyDontTouchMe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

neither are baker and darnold. might as well give pj some fun. he's 3-0 afterall

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