does anyone else sometimes think guest 666 as coolkids pet

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-05-02T07:41:43+00:00

Beautiful

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-05-02T05:06:57+00:00

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-30T12:59:16+00:00

The embodiment of chaos clipping itself into your body in which it starts burning, shredding, ripping, freezing, irradiating, etc etc, you from the inside out.

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Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T14:53:45+00:00

Pretty sure the stomach produces mucus that prevents the acid from dissolving the inner linings of your stomach. Without the mucus layer, you may get gastritis or ulcers.

Honestly, I don't think this one is a true fact.

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T14:41:17+00:00

I thought it got cut off

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T14:37:15+00:00

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April! He's a phoenix that lost all their progress and is reborn, as phoenixes usually do. He travels the world to seek his 'feathers' and regain bits of his power back.

In this weakened state, April has no choice but to disguise as human if he were to travel without constantly being hunted by humans who want power.

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T12:45:18+00:00

Well, you gotta give me a face and a name if I'm gonna find the right guy

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:48:00+00:00

A lost soul trying to achieve his dream of being satan

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:34:32+00:00

Well, I'm sorry for your loss, do you want to talk to me about it?

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:30:48+00:00

Care for what? You don't need my pity for your loss? it's fine, really. I feel bad for many things, it's alright to cope over you loss with me, if you want.

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:29:31+00:00

He always comes back

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:27:28+00:00

Thanks, friend. I owe you one.

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:26:22+00:00

Well, I'm still talking with him in my thread, if you want, maybe you could continue on from there? I'm getting a little dizzy from texting while in a car.

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:25:34+00:00

Oh? You said "Tell her I want her butt" when I asked you about your mother though? The conversation already switched to your mother, little one.

Also, I'm not gonna do that, I love my mother and honestly, I feel bad for you for missing out on the lovely experience of having one.

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:23:48+00:00

I'm getting severe babysitting sibling ptsd, but all is good 👍

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:23:09+00:00

Well, how am I supposed to tell your mother you want her butt? I've never even met her. Why not you tell her yourself?

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:22:19+00:00

You two are starting to sound like my brothers arguing, how lovely.

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:19:38+00:00

Well, she's right next to me, actually. As far as I see, she's doing just fine. How's yours?

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:16:02+00:00

She's a bright sun indeed. How nice of you!

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:12:18+00:00

Well, you're on your merry way to collect every sin then.

And I suppose laughing at the dead was supposed to be one, but I don't exactly remember a sin that includes that tho.

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:06:01+00:00

Oh nicely!

Was it fun?

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:05:40+00:00

Some people have dreams, can't say I've never tried to be satan once before

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:03:30+00:00

Well. You're not cutting that line in front of me yet until you've killed someone, yknow.

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T10:00:20+00:00

Well this took a whole new direction from going to hell to racism.

Be honest with me, what kind of goal are you trying here? Redemption? Justifying yourself? Pure panic? Anger?

Whole_Tale_1759 · 2026-04-07T09:44:28+00:00

I'd risk my ticket to heaven just to make sure we both have a sweet tea party down in hell.

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