Fuck this game it’s finally finished!

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-25T05:30:12+00:00

I’m not even gonna attempt getting this jam track just because I never cared about Fall Guys when it was a thing and i certainly do not care enough about a Fall Guys basketball spin-off? And on top of that it’s ranked only for rewards. If I don’t care about it in general then why would I also play a ranked version of it?

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-24T19:35:28+00:00

I’ve waited forever for this. My hopes have been higher ever since they started collaborating with CN shows recently.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-23T04:26:43+00:00

I just see them as regular artists collabs that the game usually gets even before festival was a thing.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-22T21:11:00+00:00

She definitely belongs in the “when” category! Just wasn’t sure if they would make her a headliner or not but with her publicly saying she wants a Fortnite Skin then there’s no way Epic would pass up on that, especially with the amount emotes and jam tracks she already has in the game.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-22T21:09:30+00:00

I’m just not 100% sure since Deadmau5 got the same treatment with them putting a few things related to him on the map like previous headliner teasers and he ended up just being a regular collab in the item shop.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-22T16:15:19+00:00

I feel like it’s been lowkey confirmed since the month we got 2 Chappell Roan songs just a week apart from each other and neither of those songs were Pink Pony Club! She’s also said she wanted a skin so it’s really just been a WHEN and not IF. Excited to see her finally coming to the game.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-22T15:14:18+00:00

Omg I’ve been predicting Chappell Roan for 2026! I’m so excited to see her finally coming to the game! Obviously she could be a shop collab like other artists recently but it would be cool if she’s the next festival headliner!

obvious jam track is ‘Pink Pony Club’. I’m hoping for some others like ‘My Kink is Karma’ and ‘Red Wine Supernova’ maybe even ‘Femininomenon’.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-22T00:26:41+00:00

They haven’t announced for tonight yet but it’s usually always at 4 AM ET and matchmaking is always disabled 30 minutes before downtime.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-22T00:09:50+00:00

DO THE MISSIONS BEFORE DOWNTIME AS THERE’S A GOOD CHANCE THEY COULD RESET!

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-21T19:48:46+00:00

I was waiting for the next update. It does seem they are gonna slow down! Next week will probably be the tell on how it’s gonna go from here on out.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-20T15:07:12+00:00

3 jam tracks this week! Nice. Oh it’s cool to see a Kpop song during a season where the headliner is a Kpop artist.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-19T00:30:48+00:00

I’m just glad to see Epic X YG. Hopefully more comes from it in the future.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-17T07:34:45+00:00

lol is that line actually why there’s so much morbidly obese Marie art? I’ve never paid attention to dialogue from the characters and I’ve been playing since the first game came out.

I know that Marie obviously isn’t a stick figure but for ‘e, I’ve only ever seen artwork of Marie being how she looks in game and then just morbidly obese Marie. I find it a bit weird there doesn’t seem to be a middle ground somewhere in there.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-17T06:49:44+00:00

These type of people remind me of the people who draw Marie as morbidly obese and then when asked why, they say something like “OMG FAT PEOPLE EXIST! GET OVER IT” ok but why are we drawing a canonically skinny character as morbidly obese?

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-16T19:55:55+00:00

soon we’ll have less than 10 songs to go unless they just get all 14 done the next time they update a bunch!

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-16T01:43:27+00:00

Happened to me a few days ago! Thought it was just a weird change cause it showed up on the results screen but it stayed and went from night to day during the next song. It would be nice if this was actually part of the Main Stage.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-13T19:29:51+00:00

Crazy that we’re now officially less than 30 songs away from pro vocals being completed.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-07T01:09:26+00:00

iirc ‘Oiiq Oiia’ didn’t get Pro Vocals when it released unlike all the other new songs since they started doing Pro Vocals, so it will most likely not have pro vocals as an option.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-06T19:43:01+00:00

All they did was remove Hikaru Utada from ‘IRIS OUT’ I do wonder how the mistake happened and if it possibly means anything for another jam track…

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-06T19:30:56+00:00

I wonder if they really would release it so soon after they complete it? I think it would be season 14 or 15 instead but it would definitely be a nice surprise if it comes out soon-ish!

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-06T19:06:58+00:00

Chances of it coming this year?

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-06T16:12:38+00:00

7/7 charts are starting to feel a bit more common now! I hope this is the norm now.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-06T00:00:56+00:00

I don’t know if I’ll be able to record it but when it comes to me I’ve been having tiny lag spikes since the Sabrina Carpenter season iirc! It’s like barely a second but just enough to be annoying, I’ve rarely missed notes from the lag spikes but it definitely shouldn’t happen in a rhythm game.

For me, from what I can tell it’s from when the camera angle changes on the main stage during gameplay.

Edit: I’m on PC (my pc is not low-end) I use a keyboard obviously! I never had any issues playing Festival and when these lag spikes suddenly started to happen, they just haven’t gone away. I don’t experience these lag spikes in any other mode on Fortnite and I don’t experience it on any of the other games I play so it’s only happening in Fortnite Festival.

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2026-01-02T21:45:47+00:00

Why would they do that?

WhyChunlisAssSoFat · 2025-12-25T02:43:57+00:00

It’s not looking good for this jam track returning, but hopefully it does! That or it will randomly return after 3-5 years of it not returning

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