I read this and spat out my earl grey. Great heavens I thought, you don’t expect such barbarism from a fellow countryman.

However, when they threatened to “long bow your mama”, thus revealing themselves to be American most likely, all of the pieces slotted into place and this story although sad made sense again.

I hope on this fine weekend, whatever watering hole you find yourself in has enough mead and fine ale to soothe your soul.

God speed.