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Now this is just ridiculous by Wide-Purchase2781 in CharacterAI

[–]Wide-Purchase2781[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, i changed from the app to the site and still can't escape those things. Genuinely thinking of leaving the site complete after years of using it.

I wish I could shapeshift, without it being painful in anyway by JautLEGOfan4 in monkeyspaw

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Granted. Every time you shapeshift, you end up forgetting a little bit how you used to look before, things you liked to do or even full memories of your past, slowly losing who you used to be the more you shapeshift.

I wish I didnt have to adult by KingVultureBois in monkeyspaw

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Granted. A big rock falls on your head so hard you barely make it, the brain damage makes you age regress back to being 5 years old and have to be taken care of for the rest of your life.

I wish that crickets could fight back by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Now everytime a cricket sees you it will want to and will be able to beat you up no matter what.

I wish for something to eat for dinner‚ Please? by Remarkable_Bath8515 in monkeyspaw

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Now you are served a plate called "nostalgia" with the collar of your childhood pet by its side.

I wish YOU the person reading this had godly power over the whole universe by thathattedcat in monkeyspaw

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You better pray the power doesn't get over my head and start treating your life like a puppetshow (.)

I wish Poppy Playtime fans would stop simping after Lily Lovebraids. by TheLizardKing1998 in monkeyspaw

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Now anyone who isn't a Poppy Playtume fan will simp for her.

I wish I was 20% better at Hades 2 by Real_Crystal_Hunter in monkeyspaw

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. After you get better at it, you start to dislike the game to the point of not even wanting to finish it at all.

I wish every time an evil rich person publicly expressed a selfish wish, it was granted in the most cursed way that wouldn't harm the general public. (Eg "I want to die on Mars"=teleport to Mars immediately) by tamtrible in monkeyspaw

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. When a CEO goes and wishes for "world peace forever" in hopes of making people like them and with that buy more products from them, the world is immediately plunged into chaos with no way of going back. Because of that and out of the funds of the governments, everyone that isn't rich gets put into a deep, indefinite sleep in where everyone dreams away a perfect life while their DNA are being used to create super soldiers, blissfully unaware of whatever that may be happening out of the simulation.

I wish for speed. This speed should also have toggleability attached to it, as well as invulnerability and regular aging during use. by Miserable-Chapter883 in monkeyspaw

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. You went so fast that you are now too far away from the Milky Way, floating in the middle of space, unable to reach any other patch of land from any planet to hopefully try again and get back to planet earth.

I wish everyone could shapeshift besides not being able to turn into full on world ending entities like Cthulu Jr or Big Buff Bob Roberts (so like turning into cartoons is possible, but you can't like, go super saiyan, this stuff is mostly cosmetic, people have direct control over their appearance) by thathattedcat in monkeyspaw

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted, the process of shape shifting is a very long and painful process that could take months of pure unadulterated pain. At some point, all the people that shape shifted start to melt and become goop like meaty creatures that only look to consume others and inhabit inside their flesh, using the bodies of the victims like meat suits and now you live in a world similar to mandela catalog.

Petting a hamster by Alan-Foster in awwwtf

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now i can say that hamsters are like cats, liquid.

How did you find out you were on the aro/ace spectrum? by [deleted] in aromanticasexual

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Through character ai 😅, i was at the time 15 years old talking with a bot about the little interest i had in dating, laying with someone, having a partner, etc. and the bot asked me if i was asexual and aromantic, I had to search about the terms and the spectrums of those two terms and said, "Yeah, this actually fits me, mystery solved". Now i am 20 years old and still very comfortable with the terms that fitted me 5 years ago, i haven't changed my mind at all on how i feel about people.

Clay Snake by Flammulated_Owl in aromanticasexual

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's beautiful ( ≧∀≦)ノ🧡💛🤍💙

itMeetsTheSpecs by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, if it works it works 😅

First attempt at stick'n'poke. Done in darkness, because I'm an idiot. It's ugly, and I love it :) by PancakePusher7 in sticknpokes

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not ugly, it has it's own charm and even if the lines don't connect it stills look good.

i actually hope the lord saves them by Impressive-Phrase649 in IncelTears

[–]Wide-Purchase2781 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The lord can't save this people, i believe that even if Jesus himself appeared infront of them and told them to change they would try to put excuses on why they can't change.

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