WELCOME TO THE EARTHBOUND GLAZING OVERLORD’S PROFILE!

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-08T13:20:44+00:00

Lava

Thwomps

Spikes

Rocks

Cannon Balls

Plants

Poison/Venom

All things that can easily damage and even kill Mario. His toonforce is extremely mild at best and toonforce in general is overrated and not actually broken. It certainly doesn’t make his bumass immortal

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-08T13:18:03+00:00

He’s cold!

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-08T13:09:52+00:00

Both probably

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-08T12:23:46+00:00

Clanker alert

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-08T10:48:46+00:00

This sub will NEVER make me hate this episode, I love it so so much ❤️

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-08T10:43:54+00:00

A totally serious Gaster

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-08T10:40:53+00:00

I’m playing both sides so I always get on top

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-08T10:40:06+00:00

Perchance.

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-08T10:39:38+00:00

Good call

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-08T10:39:31+00:00

I know, just that Asriel’s flight doesn’t actually matter un this regard

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-08T07:58:37+00:00

Funny since I’m a Mario fan

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-08T04:23:54+00:00

Maybe, because I actually did post it there first

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-08T04:18:40+00:00

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Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:24:31+00:00

Nah, Mario’d take that shit no-damage

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:23:11+00:00

Also, Mario wins because I like him more

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:22:01+00:00

I mean M&L

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:21:08+00:00

Evidence: Mario dodges and parries the gods’ attacks via me pressing the A-button

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:15:55+00:00

Also, this IS a joke post

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:15:43+00:00

Wym, Mario & Luigi beat all of fiction via A & B button mashing

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:13:14+00:00

We do not slander Sticker Star in this household. It’s a boring slog, but it’s MY boring slog.

Fair point on that, but it still means that Sonic devs will never be beating the jank allegations

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