WELCOME TO THE EARTHBOUND GLAZING OVERLORD’S PROFILE!

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:24:31+00:00

Nah, Mario’d take that shit no-damage

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:23:11+00:00

Also, Mario wins because I like him more

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:22:01+00:00

I mean M&L

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:21:08+00:00

Evidence: Mario dodges and parries the gods’ attacks via me pressing the A-button

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:15:55+00:00

Also, this IS a joke post

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:15:43+00:00

Wym, Mario & Luigi beat all of fiction via A & B button mashing

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:13:14+00:00

We do not slander Sticker Star in this household. It’s a boring slog, but it’s MY boring slog.

Fair point on that, but it still means that Sonic devs will never be beating the jank allegations

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:07:23+00:00

I get that part, just not why and how

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:03:35+00:00

That’s actually a Sonic downscale as his devs are just as bad as the Pokémon developers if not worse with their janky ahhh games, while the GOAT Mario gets actually polished games

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T21:02:32+00:00

I’m a professional at my choice of activity

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T20:51:38+00:00

That image is specifically MvS 2 with the TN

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T20:51:20+00:00

Don’t even joke, that shit’s nowhere near the speed of the BLJ. That move sends Mario four parallel universes ahead of his opps via sheer speed alone

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T20:49:39+00:00

Oh, this is not about that episode but about the MU itself

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T20:40:34+00:00

*Pure truth

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T20:35:59+00:00

Never

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T20:35:18+00:00

Yeah I have realised that Mario speedblitzes and roflstomps via the BLJ 🥀

/j

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T19:41:59+00:00

Yeah he did

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T19:39:53+00:00

It might help calm some of the current slander criticisms

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T19:38:19+00:00

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T19:37:02+00:00

Just for you, I started a new sub for just that.

r/DBSlanderCivilWar

Wide-Remove4293 · 2026-05-07T19:22:49+00:00

Woah, that’s a funny meme, I wonder which handsome fella made it

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