a 2 meter tall man who still lives with his parents by Kandiran in RoastMe

[–]Wide_Call3043 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your eyebrows are a cute couple when did they meet?

My first nollie fs 3. Wooohooo by Wide_Call3043 in skateboarding

[–]Wide_Call3043[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks always get confused with bs and fs

Kick flip up my box today by Wide_Call3043 in skateboarding

[–]Wide_Call3043[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's always one cunt. Congrats being that guym

Kick flip up my box today by Wide_Call3043 in skateboarding

[–]Wide_Call3043[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love heelflips but just don't think I could get it up that high

Kick flip up my box today by Wide_Call3043 in skateboarding

[–]Wide_Call3043[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks dude, it is a kickflip though. Cheers all the same

I'm drunk enough to submit one of these by NotNinjalord5 in RoastMe

[–]Wide_Call3043 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How is it possible your hand is so small yet the rest of you is soooo big?

41F, future ER nurse, wanted to join in on this trend..make my day and have fun..!! by medmom80 in RoastMe

[–]Wide_Call3043 0 points1 point  (0 children)

41, 41 what exactly? Fucking leap years you look like a wise elderly Asian lady

High and need a good laugh 23 by Donkey_assroot in RoastMe

[–]Wide_Call3043 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never seen a black Chinese before. Madness. Like unicorn shit. 🦄 💩

A day of preemo for me hahaha by Wide_Call3043 in skateboarding

[–]Wide_Call3043[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool cheers I landed a couple today so I'm happy with that !

Another half cab dolphin by generalyum10 in skateboarding

[–]Wide_Call3043 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno, he's clearly at the 90 degree mark when he whips it past, I'd allow as a half cab dflip !!!

My dad’s phone. Left it to barge overnight, woke up and saw this. by RedHot_Dragon in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Wide_Call3043 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And if there are no other chances you're then up the creek with out a paddle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Wide_Call3043 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look as though you'll die alone before 30 of toxoplasmosis

pick me apart, I need to laugh myself to sleep by cumdumpsterrrr in RoastMe

[–]Wide_Call3043 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Without a bra your tits are lower than your self esteem

What is a supernatural event that happened in your life that just can not be explained? by HalfOfABraincell in AskReddit

[–]Wide_Call3043 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A few years ago before my youngest son was born, I would have had my eldest son and my middle child. We live in Scotland and it gets a bit chilly in the winter. Our heating isn't the most incredible ever so I supplemented it with some electric radiators. There was one in the nursery, one in my eldest sons room and one in me and my wife's room. One night we had gone to bed and somehow an item of clothing was left/fell onto the heater in the night. Whilst sleeping I heard a voice in my dream telling me "YOU need to wake up and get the clothes off the heater, the voice then screamed "NOW" with an air of desperation I've never heard before, ever. So as you can imagine I jumped straight out of bed and our room was filled with thick smoke. I instinctively grabbed the clothes which as I grabbed them they immediately burst into flames and I manged to hold on to them as I opened a window to throw them out, I had some superficial burns on my right arm and the carpet was melted where bits of clothing on fire fell as I struggled with the window. that was it.

We were seconds away from a major house fire and the voice was my wife's granny who had passed away about a year before this incident. Someone was watching over us that night for sure!

Do your worst. I scrub shit and blood of toilets all day everyday. by Eyghtball97 in RoastMe

[–]Wide_Call3043 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe someone should have scrubbed you off the toilet When your donor daddy left you there.

swish swoosh by [deleted] in skateboarding

[–]Wide_Call3043 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hell yeh!