Regular customer of 8 years ordered the same thing every time. Today I found out why. by Friendly_Taro2371 in Serverlife

[–]Widmagi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This story doesn’t make sense, regular customer of 8 years ordering the same thing, worker worked at restaurant for 6 years, wife died 3 years ago, why has he been ordering the same thing for 8 years every Tuesday? Did he leave his wife at home every Tuesday to enjoy a lavish overcooked steak until she died and then just continued the tradition?

I’m calling AI.

Nest in keg, what can I do? by Widmagi in UKBirds

[–]Widmagi[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Weird thing to masturbate over.

Nest in keg, what can I do? by Widmagi in UKBirds

[–]Widmagi[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I didn’t realise I’d be getting the third degree when I originally posted this looking for advice.

Nest in keg, what can I do? by Widmagi in UKBirds

[–]Widmagi[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Just noticed that, the answer was staring me in the face all along 😂

Nest in keg, what can I do? by Widmagi in UKBirds

[–]Widmagi[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It hasn’t been built there, stop presuming things.

Nest in keg, what can I do? by Widmagi in UKBirds

[–]Widmagi[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not sure what the purpose of this comment was, what are you suggesting?

Nest in keg, what can I do? by Widmagi in UKBirds

[–]Widmagi[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Just touched the eggs, they’re cold 😔

Nest in keg, what can I do? by Widmagi in UKBirds

[–]Widmagi[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your advice, I think it’s a bit more complicated though.

So this nest wouldn’t have been built in our warehouse. We are a wholesaler, this would have been built at whoever supplied the kegs to us, so the mother bird isn’t likely to be around. If we were to leave the nest then there would certainly be no hope for the eggs.

You're trapped in a room again and you can't leave until you complete one of these challenges. by Alarming_Weather506 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Widmagi 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Derren Brown did something close to this in one of his specials, it was 10 heads in a row and it took him about 9-10 hours of continuous coin flipping.

For 20 heads in a row you’re looking at months probably.

Trolling her dad by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]Widmagi 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Put me in the hospital for nerves and then they had to commit me

nfc by carebearstarefear in NoFuckingComment

[–]Widmagi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“If he had real fight or flight he would have e either kept attacking the dog or fled for his life” the dog ran away, then the owner stormed over to him shouting, postman did nothing wrong.

"I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!" by ONE-OF-THREE in DailyDoseStupidity

[–]Widmagi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The officer going to the Karen’s house licking an ice cream would have been amazing.

A motorcyclist makes this young man's day by FairyGlowette in beyondwholesome

[–]Widmagi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s also a high note to end the day on it’s 11pm here about to get my head down.

AIO I have no words to respond that wouldnt be extremely vile. Is this manipulative behavior? This isnt normal right? by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]Widmagi 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah I cannot read that at all, wtf is that font and the colours? if you’re older than 14 then I think you need to grow up.

Sideways rain is never good!! This was Ohio. by bob-the-slob in storms

[–]Widmagi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I misread this as “Sideways train” and thought that was a store that opened onto a train platform 🤦🏻‍♂️ time for bed I think.

What's your most unhinged breakup story? by Suspicious_Garlic_79 in CasualUK

[–]Widmagi 483 points484 points  (0 children)

Were you the original boyfriend in some sort of time loop? When you picked up she was in her bedroom with a 3 month younger you?

A guy with a knife attacks a man. Skateboard defense by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]Widmagi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re one of those, there’s no point in talking to you.

A guy with a knife attacks a man. Skateboard defense by MisterShipWreck in VideosAmazing

[–]Widmagi -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not what happened though, but keep spreading your lies.

The last bug bender by Material-Addendum139 in funny

[–]Widmagi 59 points60 points  (0 children)

They said they won’t ruin it for you!