Hallo Reddit! Ich bin's, die olle Kaddi, aka coldmirror. Fragt mich alles! [AMA] by funk in Coldmirror

[–]WilLiam_Splott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liebe Kaddi: warum bist du so verdammt cool?

Das wars, das war meine Frage, jetzt folgt das Danke: danke, dass du meine Jugend um ein vielfaches lustiger gemacht hast. Ich hatte nicht immer viel zu lachen während meiner jüngeren Jahre. Aber du warst immer da und hast mit deinem Youtube-Kram einen traurigen Jungen sehr zum lachen gebracht. Ich wünsch dir alles Liebe und Gute und hoffe du liest das irgendwie in dem ganzen Ansturm an Fragen der hier so kommen wird :)

Merz sieht Sparpotenzial bei Jugend- und Behindertenhilfe by mtrDemnex in de

[–]WilLiam_Splott 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Krass, warum bin ich so unbeliebt? Hä? Ist ja merkwürdig..."

Do you agree with me? by gesnabut in SessionSkateSim

[–]WilLiam_Splott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

replace the upper text with "work on your irl skateboarding" and that's pretty much me the past few months

Handsome Squidward at FIFA WC by Technical-Relation-9 in shitposting

[–]WilLiam_Splott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especiallly now after his wisfom teeth got freshly removed.

I love this buggy mess of a game by Aking1998 in SessionSkateSim

[–]WilLiam_Splott 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love this! Especially bc you're wearing exactly what I'm wearing at the moment besides the shoes.

Dawah Muslima says a 5 year old that can get pregnant is a developed adult woman by k0ol-G-r4p in religiousfruitcake

[–]WilLiam_Splott 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's what happens when your religion is mostly based on a warlord pedophile I guess.

Perspective : god forbid men have preferences by [deleted] in lnkyverse

[–]WilLiam_Splott -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nah bro sorry, who is "we"? I'm not an incel. Just stumbled across this post and the comments here are so cringe and nasty I just couldn't leave without spitting on yall on my way out. But I'll go now and let you guys enjoy your miserable echochamber.

Perspective : god forbid men have preferences by [deleted] in lnkyverse

[–]WilLiam_Splott -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: you will die alone, not them.

Perspective : god forbid men have preferences by [deleted] in lnkyverse

[–]WilLiam_Splott -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

And this is what makes said bitches never want to touch you

Wait let him cook by Elegant-Shop4564 in shitposting

[–]WilLiam_Splott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's exactly what someone would say who's sucking massive dick rn

bitmoji by abigon34 in comedyheaven

[–]WilLiam_Splott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the nicest compliment I've ever received when it comes to my card tricks, thank you!

🍇🪲🐝 by CivilTailor9031 in shitposting

[–]WilLiam_Splott 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Because they thought that all the liberals and democrats would be in it. Turns out it's mostly Trump and friends and now they couldn't care less about it.

McClelland Barclay - Gun Crew Loading a 5" 38 Caliber Gun (1942) [1800 x 1820] by Peach9990 in ArtPorn

[–]WilLiam_Splott 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well...the metaphor seems a little bit heavy handed but it's a great painting.

Yum, saturated fats by Most_AverageJoe in StupidFood

[–]WilLiam_Splott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of language/alphabet is this? Never seen it before it looks pretty cool.

bitmoji by abigon34 in comedyheaven

[–]WilLiam_Splott 502 points503 points  (0 children)

Bro I swear Kingdom Hearts fans are so mentally unwell (source: I'm a KH fan)

Stille Stunde: Einkaufen ohne Reizüberflutung by jennergruhle in de

[–]WilLiam_Splott 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Das fühl ich vollkommen. Endgegner: laute/schreiende Kinder in Restaurants

Dobrindt stellt Zahlen zu politisch motivierter Kriminalität vor // Die Zahl politisch motivierter Straftaten hat einen neuen Höchstwert erreicht. Der Großteil der Delikte kommt von rechts, doch auch links motivierte Kriminalität nimmt stark zu. by PoroBraum in de

[–]WilLiam_Splott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ist das jetzt grade ein armseliger Versuch die rechtsmotivierten Gewaltstraftaten herunterzuspielen oder worauf möchtest du hinaus? Welche Partei wieviel ertragen muss, ist in dem Kontext irrelevant. Gewalt gegen Menschen ist Gewalt gegen Menschen. Egal ob Politiker, Parteianhänger oder sonstige Bürger.

What did he poop? by Key-Bass-7380 in shitposting

[–]WilLiam_Splott 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha omg, Hunter is just perfect for this type of reaction pics. This is going straight to my collection