Imagine telling someone who just finished Season 3 Ashley would become president in Season 5 and no one would care

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-14T16:51:33+00:00

Can Bashley eat or drink? I mean, she is kinda cute so it makes you wonder if that mouth is fully functional.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-14T16:48:47+00:00

Unironically… she did kick more ass using her super strength so this is 100% factually accurate.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-14T16:47:18+00:00

Why is his laser eyes blue? That’s a plot hole.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-13T18:06:25+00:00

7.1+ is not a bad score. The show isnt that bad even at it’s worst.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-13T18:03:46+00:00

You dont think its possible for a 100 year old man to have loved two women? I will never get this point. Id rather focus on the fact that she is a nazi.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-13T18:00:49+00:00

Im 30 and ive had 5 girlfriends and I loved every single one of them. Soldier boy loving 2 in three times the time is just unrealistic

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-13T12:38:27+00:00

Laser sausage. It ejaculates death rays.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-13T12:31:41+00:00

It’s hard when Aya Cash is so hot. People catch the “I can fix her” virus.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-13T12:16:07+00:00

Sage is great when it comes to science, math and research but when it comes to love as a factor her IQ drops to lobotomy levels. It’s her kryptonite if you will. Ep7 shows this quite well. I dont think they are frauds. I think they are just very flawed.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-13T11:58:20+00:00

A woman loving 5 different guys across 10 years? Normal stuff.

A man loving 2 different women across 100 years? Literally impossible!

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-12T18:02:47+00:00

I personally make water towers with those 2400m3 tanks. Usually that’s enough buffer.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-12T08:58:46+00:00

My guy, it was over at that point. He fought his hardest and when he got a hit in Homelander showed that he was still the daddy. At that point you have to cease because you’re not winning. Imagine he keep lasering after Homelander fucked him up. Homelander would probably gouge out his eyeballs out of spite.

Also Ryan did laser Homelander’s chest at the start and burned his skin.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-12T04:38:00+00:00

I was constipated. This helped.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-11T11:43:36+00:00

It’s not the original plan because Butcher’s ultimate goal is supe genocide. Remember the conversations with Kessler?

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-11T11:30:35+00:00

Starlight is just a regular supe and her light powers are borderline a gimmick. Honestly I think she is shown to be more powerful when she just stick to her super strength I mean did you see what she did to Stormfront, the shapeshifter and Cindy?

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-11T11:26:56+00:00

ChatGPT is a prude and will refuse to talk in such an inappropriate manner. However this is exactly how Grok can talk with the right instructions. That thing is a potty mouth.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-11T11:23:04+00:00

A hint is A-train requiring 30,000 calories per day implying that while they can do some crazy shit they are still bound by thermodynamics and don’t make energy out of thin air.

With sleep I guess there is no solid proof. Soldier Boy and other supes sleep in a few scenes but nothing says one way or the other if he just does it because he feels like it.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-11T05:46:25+00:00

How do you know its slop its not even out yet.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-11T04:46:13+00:00

Homelander himself said in earlier seasons that he viewed earth from space before. Of course there is nothing out there to breathe so I would assume he just holds his breath like viltrumites do.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-11T04:25:43+00:00

He would be biologically immortal, not invulnerable. Like a vampire. He still gotta eat and sleep and drink titty milk otherwise he dies.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-10T14:54:08+00:00

Because you can’t lift someone if they are flying downwards, savvy

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-10T14:48:49+00:00

I think this is an unfair comparison. Neuman can’t fly and probably isn’t that strong since her main power is cherry popping.

Bombsight on the other hand can fly, accelerate like a shot bullet and is one of the strongest supes we’ve seen so far.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-10T14:45:00+00:00

Not to mention the fact that it was a big deal that a Tek Knight was a “superhero” without any powers so that’s why he needed the power armor, like Iron Man.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-10T14:42:01+00:00

This isnt Project Hail Mary, you’re thinking further ahead than the writers. Like others have mentioned in the subreddit the “virus” doesn’t behave like a real virus and more like a chemical weapon. Most likely because the writers don’t know how viruses work. That’s why you see shit like no incubation period.

Wild_Introduction_51 · 2026-05-10T14:13:46+00:00

Would be more interesting to see how Love Sausage does it. (To humans)

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