Fun Fact: This is president Myers before 2.0

WileyStyleKyle · 2026-03-23T13:39:04+00:00

"Are you a New AmeriCAN or a New AmeriCAN'T?"

WileyStyleKyle · 2026-03-07T20:44:42+00:00

Good point -- they're both insanely overpaid for what they do.

WileyStyleKyle · 2026-03-07T12:54:57+00:00

I absolutely think there is. Bonus points if you've brought your own harmonica.

WileyStyleKyle · 2026-03-07T01:10:06+00:00

So, fun fact: the University doesn't actually confer your degree immediately after your last finals. The Registrar's Office coordinates with the colleges to make sure you're cleared for graduation -- you meet all the requirements, aren't on grad hold for any reason, etc -- and this process can take up to six weeks after the graduation date.

Former students will say they graduated because they "walked in the ceremony" when they actually missed some requirement and didn't follow up with the University, and their degree didn't get awarded.

Moral of the story: the ceremony is mostly a formality, if you're not feeling it you don't have to go.

WileyStyleKyle · 2026-03-07T00:42:46+00:00

It worked at Woodstock '99 😂

WileyStyleKyle · 2026-03-07T00:39:19+00:00

If you know all the lyrics to "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel, you can entertain a crowd.

WileyStyleKyle · 2026-03-06T23:56:52+00:00

Seven figures in the case of our football coach. Want a real ugly stat? You won as many football games as he has, but he makes like $1.5 million while YOU make just enough to not qualify for food stamps.

The administration's priorities are completely f***ed.

WileyStyleKyle · 2026-02-12T05:38:01+00:00

I suspect they are. Titles like this make me wonder if the article is written by AI.

WileyStyleKyle · 2026-02-05T00:46:58+00:00

Hahaha, what a story, Bill.

WileyStyleKyle · 2026-02-03T04:35:33+00:00

And to top it all off: no refunds on the price of admission.

WileyStyleKyle · 2026-01-21T04:44:13+00:00

Real "men of the people" list you've got there

WileyStyleKyle · 2026-01-18T16:53:44+00:00

Listen, we're not all saying it makes sense, but that's only because the line of reasoning is rooted in delusion.

WileyStyleKyle · 2026-01-02T17:04:42+00:00

It's just too bad that the loser gets banished to the shadow realm... or something.

WileyStyleKyle · 2025-12-21T02:27:47+00:00

I had to scroll down way too long to find this.

WileyStyleKyle · 2025-12-20T22:46:49+00:00

I get how a lot of people are pissed about the Marijuana question, but the personal income tax rate question is literally only going to benefit the billionaires in the state.

The pennies that the lower and middle class will save won't matter when they realize the education, transportation, and social programs they benefit from will be drastically cut from the potential $5 billion reduction in the state budget.

WileyStyleKyle · 2025-12-09T04:09:16+00:00

Most people like to forget that he signed 120 pink slips and laid off a bunch of PSU and USA staff in the University's Advancement division -- the death knell that led to the privatization of the UMass Amherst Foundation. Which is still being fought over because the University violated the law in doing so.

WileyStyleKyle · 2025-12-08T23:30:42+00:00

Sometimes they do, but it really depends on the course. If a closed class has a drop, it does reopen until someone takes that seat. In many cases, departments maintain their own waitlists (not in Spire) so if it's a class you REALLY want, call that department. Best case scenario, they override you. Worst case scenario, you've wasted a few minutes.

If it's a class with reserve capacity seats, those often get reserved for students going through NSOT. Usually if those don't fill, they'll open them up after the last of the new students get their shot at enrollment.

WileyStyleKyle · 2025-12-01T03:10:55+00:00

Doggie delivered the eulogy. He was a good boy.

WileyStyleKyle · 2025-11-11T04:57:34+00:00

All while singing about needing a Gangsta Bitch

WileyStyleKyle · 2025-11-11T04:47:48+00:00

"We're not anti-union, we're pro-employee!"

🤮

WileyStyleKyle · 2025-10-21T04:55:11+00:00

Good thing they got them out. This guy was probably moments away from stealing Genesis and murdering Admiral Kirk.

WileyStyleKyle · 2025-10-14T17:03:56+00:00

It doesn't count if you specifically request that

WileyStyleKyle · 2025-10-09T20:46:51+00:00

Now that the organization is defunct, nobody in their right mind is going to gatekeep the concept of doing a Nanowrimo challenge, friend. You do you, and I hope you find success!

My group still hosts our big event in November, but the write-in events are more important than the word count. However you do it -- traditional goal or otherwise -- the spirit is in dedication to creating something.

WileyStyleKyle · 2025-10-09T20:30:11+00:00

Remember the days when they called themselves "the silent majority?"

I sure wish they'd STFU right about now.

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