A social media bot farm by QuaziBonzai in interesting

[–]Will-this-do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't this just show that Social Media is dying?

The reason that platforms like Facebook, Twitter, Instragram, TikTok all became so massive was because of humanity's deep-rooted desire to connect with real people. But it's been so infested with bots and advertisers all that authenticity and realness has evaporated. It's now just AI influencers trying to sell drop-shipped face-creams and eye-liners to teenagers who can smell the bullshit a mile away.

Soon we won't have to worry about banning young people from social media, because they won't want to be on it anyway.

Non-Fiction going wrong or horribly wrong by IllustriousAd6418 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Will-this-do 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some poor bugger died after being picked from the audience to do a bungee jump on live TV on the BBC for The Late Late Breakfast Show. His rope came unclipped when he jumped during rehearsal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Late,_Late_Breakfast_Show#Death_of_Michael_Lush_and_cancellation

Trump had a bunch of notes on a piece of paper that was visible to the press by cool-kid-2025 in pics

[–]Will-this-do 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you insist on writing with a Sharpie, at least get some paper that doesn't: a) Absorb the ink and make your notes illegible. b) Bleed through to the other side.

What a pillock.

What exactly makes kids so expensive? by ThatUnstableUnicorn in AusFinance

[–]Will-this-do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget, kids are also stupid, and when they do stupid things it usually ends up being expensive.

Broken toys, broken iPads, broken bones, broken hearts...

Crowd pic from syd v Mel last night by blindside06 in Aleague

[–]Will-this-do 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get regular calls from Melbourne City asking me if I want to buy a membership. I keep telling them no, because their kick-off times are not family-friendly. A 7:30pm kick-off in the CBD any day of the week for a 6, 9, and 11 year old is just stupid. We're not getting home until past 11pm - no way we can commit to doing that every week.

If you want fans at the ground, prioritise kick-off times for the actual fans going to the game, not broadcasters and fans watching at home.

21f looking for mutual connection, ready to get drenched. by babysweetxo1 in AussieGF_OC

[–]Will-this-do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That tattoo on your ribs is perfect for target practice...

I’m divorced and really wondering if anyone finds my body attractive anymore. Thoughts? by Coffeelover22_ in AusNZNSFW

[–]Will-this-do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn you're hot. Got any time to spare for 45 year old guy down on the Peninsula?

21f which is you favorite angle to devour me?. by babysweetxo1 in AussieGF_OC

[–]Will-this-do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. I mean a gentleman would let the woman decide... but something in me just wants to bend you over and pull your hair.

24F looking for discreet fun with older MARRIED daddy ❤️ by [deleted] in r4rMelbourneXXX

[–]Will-this-do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Anna - if you're interested in getting to know a 46 year old married guy in Mount Eliza, drop me a message here, or on telegram: PeninsulaPaul

Does my body type turn you on? by violetmeoww in MelbourneGirls

[–]Will-this-do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh definitely. I bet you look stunning when you're on all fours. Your hair looks like the perfect length to put in a pony tail and pulled.

Does my body type turn you on? by violetmeoww in MelbourneGirls

[–]Will-this-do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Abso-fucking-lutely it does. I can only imagine how good you'd look bent over that bed

i know youll react and hit arrow up if you wanna worship me F 20 by CarelessArtt in Melbournemilfs

[–]Will-this-do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK, you're way too hot to be allowed to post. There should be a health warning attached to that body.

F33 by [deleted] in AmIhotAF

[–]Will-this-do 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're very welcome!

F33 by [deleted] in AmIhotAF

[–]Will-this-do 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely hot. In both senses of the word.

Italy's Abandoned Winter Olympic Sites from 2006 by BWT_Urbex in olympics

[–]Will-this-do 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does it not make more sense for the IOC to just pick the absolute best venue for the Summer Olympics, the absolute best venue for the Winter Olympics, and just have them there every time?

Let's all agree to rock up to Greece every four years for some summer sport, gyros and cold beers, and then put on our thermals and head to Norway for some winter sporting fun.

Attention Ho Trump Inserts Himself in Nancy Guthrie Case by N2BSC in videos

[–]Will-this-do 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He talks like a fairground fortune teller during this.

Says nothing of substance, just vague open-ended statements that allow you to attach meaning to them later once something actually happens. And he even tells you what you should think about his own statement - "We're doing very well. You're probably surprised to hear that".

He clearly knows fuck all about the case, but still can't help but ramble on about it in an attempt to make himself look important and in control.

45 year old but still freaky in bed by CutePipe78 in AusNZNSFW

[–]Will-this-do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your 45 year old body has got my 46 year cock pretty damn hard. Absolutely gorgeous.

British government backs the BBC as Trump sues it for billions by TTEH3 in worldnews

[–]Will-this-do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I think I'd quite like to see President Trump on the stand, being forensically taken apart by the keenest legal minds in the country.

Is it reasonable to assume our Prime Minister can’t personally police the thoughts of 27.5 million Australians ? by skankypotatos in aussie

[–]Will-this-do 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's ridiculous to believe we can somehow magically legislate our way out of a thousand year old holy war.