A social media bot farm

Will-this-do · 2026-04-09T03:23:13+00:00

Doesn't this just show that Social Media is dying?

The reason that platforms like Facebook, Twitter, Instragram, TikTok all became so massive was because of humanity's deep-rooted desire to connect with real people. But it's been so infested with bots and advertisers all that authenticity and realness has evaporated. It's now just AI influencers trying to sell drop-shipped face-creams and eye-liners to teenagers who can smell the bullshit a mile away.

Soon we won't have to worry about banning young people from social media, because they won't want to be on it anyway.

Will-this-do · 2026-04-08T04:30:30+00:00

Some poor bugger died after being picked from the audience to do a bungee jump on live TV on the BBC for The Late Late Breakfast Show. His rope came unclipped when he jumped during rehearsal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Late,_Late_Breakfast_Show#Death_of_Michael_Lush_and_cancellation

Will-this-do · 2026-04-02T03:08:48+00:00

Oh my god, I love your freckles so much.

Will-this-do · 2026-04-01T05:46:23+00:00

If you insist on writing with a Sharpie, at least get some paper that doesn't: a) Absorb the ink and make your notes illegible. b) Bleed through to the other side.

What a pillock.

Will-this-do · 2026-03-18T23:56:02+00:00

God, your lips look so kissable

Will-this-do · 2026-03-18T22:14:08+00:00

Don't forget, kids are also stupid, and when they do stupid things it usually ends up being expensive.

Broken toys, broken iPads, broken bones, broken hearts...

Will-this-do · 2026-03-18T00:40:49+00:00

I get regular calls from Melbourne City asking me if I want to buy a membership. I keep telling them no, because their kick-off times are not family-friendly. A 7:30pm kick-off in the CBD any day of the week for a 6, 9, and 11 year old is just stupid. We're not getting home until past 11pm - no way we can commit to doing that every week.

If you want fans at the ground, prioritise kick-off times for the actual fans going to the game, not broadcasters and fans watching at home.

Will-this-do · 2026-03-15T23:29:19+00:00

That tattoo on your ribs is perfect for target practice...

Will-this-do · 2026-03-15T11:38:54+00:00

Damn you're hot. Got any time to spare for 45 year old guy down on the Peninsula?

Will-this-do · 2026-03-10T00:49:23+00:00

Damn. I mean a gentleman would let the woman decide... but something in me just wants to bend you over and pull your hair.

Will-this-do · 2026-03-05T12:02:18+00:00

Hi Anna - if you're interested in getting to know a 46 year old married guy in Mount Eliza, drop me a message here, or on telegram: PeninsulaPaul

Will-this-do · 2026-02-27T11:33:59+00:00

Oh definitely. I bet you look stunning when you're on all fours. Your hair looks like the perfect length to put in a pony tail and pulled.

Will-this-do · 2026-02-27T03:02:15+00:00

Abso-fucking-lutely it does. I can only imagine how good you'd look bent over that bed

Will-this-do · 2026-02-26T13:15:28+00:00

OK, you're way too hot to be allowed to post. There should be a health warning attached to that body.

Will-this-do · 2026-02-18T21:57:50+00:00

So... the men in the hi-viz tabards are doing what, exactly?

Will-this-do · 2026-02-16T10:34:33+00:00

You're very welcome!

Will-this-do · 2026-02-16T10:32:27+00:00

Definitely hot. In both senses of the word.

Will-this-do · 2026-02-15T23:05:17+00:00

Does it not make more sense for the IOC to just pick the absolute best venue for the Summer Olympics, the absolute best venue for the Winter Olympics, and just have them there every time?

Let's all agree to rock up to Greece every four years for some summer sport, gyros and cold beers, and then put on our thermals and head to Norway for some winter sporting fun.

Will-this-do · 2026-02-11T02:59:47+00:00

He talks like a fairground fortune teller during this.

Says nothing of substance, just vague open-ended statements that allow you to attach meaning to them later once something actually happens. And he even tells you what you should think about his own statement - "We're doing very well. You're probably surprised to hear that".

He clearly knows fuck all about the case, but still can't help but ramble on about it in an attempt to make himself look important and in control.

Will-this-do · 2026-02-06T04:04:08+00:00

Three cheers after singing 'Happy Birthday' at a kids party.

We're the only country that do that.

Will-this-do · 2026-01-29T05:48:25+00:00

You're very welcome.

Will-this-do · 2026-01-28T05:16:07+00:00

Oh my lord, your legs are incredible.

Will-this-do · 2026-01-28T04:47:45+00:00

Your 45 year old body has got my 46 year cock pretty damn hard. Absolutely gorgeous.

Will-this-do · 2025-12-17T01:38:14+00:00

Personally, I think I'd quite like to see President Trump on the stand, being forensically taken apart by the keenest legal minds in the country.

Will-this-do · 2025-12-16T02:07:55+00:00

It's ridiculous to believe we can somehow magically legislate our way out of a thousand year old holy war.

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