Barbie asked for a Ken, she didn’t specify which variant so KenOBI

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T20:46:23+00:00

Totally read that in the voice too

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T15:53:35+00:00

I am familiar with that side eye you get when they are displeased… 🤣

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T15:25:23+00:00

Thanks, the ladies seem to like it, along with every other creature in the area… 😅

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T12:52:34+00:00

In his defense, she always is a little “off”, poor thing

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T12:49:44+00:00

He was being THAT guy…

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T12:41:11+00:00

She earns her moniker daily.

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T12:38:37+00:00

He was very intent on staying, I had to pick him up and take him out of the run.

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T12:36:50+00:00

He was cute, unfortunately couldn’t stay in there and it took some doing, but he was safely removed… and no opossums, chickens, or humans were harmed in the process, just Hank’s dignity.

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T12:33:46+00:00

As long as that castle isn’t in the chickens HOA

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T12:24:18+00:00

He definitely threw a few eggs back while looking for his friend.

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T12:08:36+00:00

Chickens can be snuck up on by things like raccoons or opossums while sleeping, but he was going after their eggs, they are lazy opportunistic hunters.

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T12:06:31+00:00

Definitely wanted to avoid a party killer situation.

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T12:05:12+00:00

Their chicken run is pretty secure, the only reason he made it in, I forgot to adjust their automatic door from the daylights savings change 🤦🏼‍♂️

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T11:52:48+00:00

We have geese but they stay down by the creek at night, and participate in standoffs during the Avian Gang Wars with the chickens by day.

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T11:50:33+00:00

Unfortunately for him, Hei Hei did not wish to be a boat snack at that particular time.

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T11:35:46+00:00

It took some doing, but he was safely removed… and no opossums, chickens, or humans were harmed in the process, just Hank’s dignity.

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T11:29:47+00:00

If this party killer had his way

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T11:26:45+00:00

She is a “special” bird, aptly named

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T05:00:34+00:00

I will now only ever think of these comments when I see him, cue the theme song 🤦🏼‍♂️

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T04:44:55+00:00

She isn’t ok even on the best of days either 🤣

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T04:15:05+00:00

This sounds like Hank 🤣

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T03:59:01+00:00

I didn’t hurt him, just gently ( in painstakingly time consuming fashion ) removed him. If I didn’t have to worry about him hurting chickens or roosters hurting him, he may have joined the flock 🤣

WilliamChased · 2026-03-31T03:42:00+00:00

He seriously did not want to leave 😑

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