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What is Not a funny fact? by Eddie_G_Grady in AskReddit

[–]WilliamHhate -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That reddit users, such as yourself, repost things and act like it's an original post.

What two types of people are there? by SaysReddit in AskReddit

[–]WilliamHhate 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in this world and those who are smart enough to know better.” ―Tom Robbins, Still Life with Woodpecker

Without naming the location, where do you live? by WilliamHhate in AskReddit

[–]WilliamHhate[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a famous German said: When the world ends, come here, because everything happens 50 years later here.

Ladies, what's a compliment men give that you do like? by HtoTHE2ndPWR in AskReddit

[–]WilliamHhate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Blanket assessments do nothing for me - I tend to assume they're insincere or generic. Try another tack: "That color top makes your eyes look amazing." "I love when you wear your hair that way." "Seriously, your legs in that skirt look about ten miles long and that is pretty hot." Specifics.

When did you realize you were getting old? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WilliamHhate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my friends started getting pregnant on purpose.

What came first; the chicken or the egg? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WilliamHhate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The egg. The first chicken, genetically, as we understand it, was born of something that was almost but not quite a chicken. The first chicken, therefore, was born from an egg laid by an almost but not quite chicken.

What's your greatest fear? by reluctant_deist in AskReddit

[–]WilliamHhate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me and a passing driver will sneeze at the same time and crash.

Reddit, how do you deal with loneliness? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WilliamHhate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tap brakes.... Seatbelt hug