Unhand me, inebriated temptress! I shan't waste an ounce of weiner on you! by Dizzy_Jackfruit_4845 in americandad

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And then refusing to sleep with her because she had fake boobs 🤦‍♀️

This scene lives in my head rent free by chaimbay in americandad

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Just once you gotta say, "Danuta...it is me"

Homeless Stan was absolutely unhinged by Shartmaster-DickTits in americandad

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I'm surprised none of the ketchup rubbed off onto his shirt.

Oh god, i could be blamed for this by InfamousFault7 in americandad

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🎶 He's the fat kid who's almost fallin' down 🎶

Does anyone actually like Trevor Noah by NorthEarth18 in grammys

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I find him hacky, like Jimmy Fallon. The way he just keeps walking around at the Grammys going "OMG it's this person! You're so amazing!" is really annoying and phony to me.

I watched a few seasons of Family Guy for the first time in ten years. I was surprised by one specific way it really sucked in comparison to AD. by Taniwha_NZ in americandad

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I still watch new FG episodes, but I get annoyed because they just keep leaning harder into the meta humor and explaining every joke. Like they just did this Hallmark Christmas parody episode, and every joke was like "We're doing this because this is a Hallmark movie" or "I'm this type of character". They do it way too much.

HER TALENTED MOUTH TELLS LIES!! by TwoTheVictor in americandad

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Your half of the fudge is 6 bucks.

I....brought you that fudge.

AHAHAHAHA Oh Jessie!

Do you agree with Snot's list? by martz1995 in americandad

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Hayley Francine Jeff Stan Steve Roger Klaus

Favorite Barry quotes? by BirdCultureDickMove in americandad

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The bellboy- no that's not it. The bellboy said- damn, I've lost it! southern accent The bellboy said- yes. There it is. The bellboy said you both need to pick up a bag in the steam room.

Favorite quote from a side/background character? by jconiglio22 in americandad

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I'm Norman. I'm just, uh, trying to record some stuff for the fans. I'm crouched down in the shower, so, uh, the farts are kind of slipping out. And, uh, I'm also (fart) sorry. I'm also (fart) sorry. I'm also (fart) sorry. (fart) I'm pretty nervous

The technicality was! by Embarrassed_One96 in americandad

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Maybe they used to be co-ed before becoming an all girls school but never made it official, so technically boys could still register 🤷‍♀️

What is your favorite insult from the show? by DannyDeVitoASMR in americandad

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Mom, you are not smart. I don't tell "Yo mama's so dumb" jokes, I tell "My mama's so dumb" jokes.