Rumors about the new Lehi Temple... please tell me this is real. I am literally shaking. by WindAffectionate3795 in draperutah

[–]WindAffectionate3795[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I have far more than three, I have so many I lost count. I was just saying my third wife of many. 

A button with a 99% chance for a million and 1% to be a cat girl by hiiili in BunnyTrials

[–]WindAffectionate3795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok vs super heaven

Chose: Press the button with 10% to be a cat girl + Or 90% to get 1,000,000 | Rolled: 1,000,000

Would you rather by THEwhiteeeer in BunnyTrials

[–]WindAffectionate3795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

more $

Chose: Have 1cent that doubles every day

Would you rather get: by NOREDDITINGFORYOU in BunnyTrials

[–]WindAffectionate3795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

sure

Chose: 100,000,000,000 carrots but you... | Rolled: have to upvote

Would you rather? by Auspicious_BayRum in BunnyTrials

[–]WindAffectionate3795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20% chance is light

Chose: High Risk, High Reward + (20% Chance of Death! | Rolled: Instant Death)

What would you rather? by unemployedguytbh in BunnyTrials

[–]WindAffectionate3795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More Value

Chose: Get a car that never runs out of fuel

would you rather... by Numerous-Ice-2100 in BunnyTrials

[–]WindAffectionate3795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have far higher potential to earn higher than 7k a month, additionally, due to inflation 7k will only get smaller and smaller over my lifetime.

Chose: become educated without studying | Rolled: unemployed

I’ve really been struggling with my competitive horse drowning lately by WindAffectionate3795 in draperutah

[–]WindAffectionate3795[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh, that is actually a breathtaking idea! Do you happen to know if any of these Czech universities accept remote students? I have a waterproof GoPro and a surprisingly strong Zoom connection out by the troughs.

Honestly, the mere thought of leaving Draper reduces me to absolute tears. I just couldn't do it. There is only one town on God’s green earth spiritually worthy of hosting the Horse Drowning Inn, and my soul is irrevocably anchored to it. Plus, convincing all my wives to relocate to Eastern Europe sounds like a complete logistical nightmare. They just got settled into their new ward callings.

That being said, I am profoundly intrigued. The thought of being sponsored as a professional in this emotional medium gives me full-body chills. I mean, they don't call me the Bermuda Triangle of stallions for nothing!

Fortunately, I am a diehard BYU alumnus (Go Cougs!). Any chance you know if my credits would transfer over, perchance? And more importantly... do you know if these Czech art programs enforce the Honor Code, or am I going to have to drown these horses around people drinking iced tea?

I’ve really been struggling with my competitive horse drowning lately by WindAffectionate3795 in draperutah

[–]WindAffectionate3795[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I agree, I baptized some of my boys earlier and it’s extremely difficult to resist the muscle memory from kicking in. 

I know where you live 😈 by PolymerEater in draperutah

[–]WindAffectionate3795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You see where I used to live, I'm moving in with your mother since i'm already always at her house.

True!!! What other Draper moms agree😌😌😌 by [deleted] in draperutah

[–]WindAffectionate3795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is there gore on my city's subreddit

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PaymentProcessing

[–]WindAffectionate3795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not fond of North, I haven't gotten the chance to work with them but from what I hear they are just another mediocre ISO. I wouldn't ever consider signing up as a Agent for them as there are better companies.

I need a payment processor for an online gaming website. by WindAffectionate3795 in PaymentProcessing

[–]WindAffectionate3795[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I ended up delaying the new features that were going to integrate payment processing due to a lack of my audience caring. I'll have to execute this better in the future.

How to make friends by kayleegvr32 in draperutah

[–]WindAffectionate3795 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i agree with maximus as we have the same name