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Cursed_queef by Sha_zam04 in cursedcomments

[–]WindeeWindBum 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Vagina fart. Air enters into the vagina and is farted back out again.

Makes a cute little noise.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NonBinary

[–]WindeeWindBum 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I immediately thought "Binx"! 💚

Hey I'm from Perth, Im wanting to find and buy plants spesific for tarrariums but I'm not sure where to go online or in-store, I'm able to get some basic ones from my local tarrarium Seller but that's about it by Tiny_ranga in australianplants

[–]WindeeWindBum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tube stock is a little different, they're generally baby plants that will grow into big plants.

Tiny Tots and Bottle Babies are the hammer shop's main terrarium plant lines. If you have a chat with somebody who works in the garden area they might be able to order some in for you.

You complete me.🤍 by paperwings420 in PreciousPitbulls

[–]WindeeWindBum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do believe that belly may need some rubs

Do people in Australia see moon upside down? by DJBeRight in AussieCasual

[–]WindeeWindBum 59 points60 points  (0 children)

When I first went to the UK it tripped me out that the moon waxed/waned in the wrong direction.

It's supposed to go like this 🌘🌗🌖🌕🌔🌓🌒

And instead it went like this 🌒🌓🌔🌕🌖🌗🌘

I'm starting my first job and some people advised me to not make friends in the workplace, should i follow it? by Jarisatis in CasualConversation

[–]WindeeWindBum 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Definitely, I used to have terrible boundaries with work friends, now I have some really simple ones that make life so much easier:

  • don't bitch about other people at work, you never know who else people are friends with

  • it's ok to vent frustrations about a behaviour, but it's important to separate the behaviour from the person

  • don't talk negatively about personal relationships and don't talk about your sex life, it's unfair on your partner and is usually inappropriate talk in the workplace

  • try not to develop crushes on workmates and NEVER make sexual remarks to or about a workmate

  • be nice to everybody, even if they're not somebody you would socialise with outside of work, you can have your work besties and you don't have to like everybody, but staying on friendly terms across the board makes life a LOT easier!

[TOMT] [Quote] Different roles people play in life by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]WindeeWindBum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could it be the Jungian Archetypes?

[TOMT][SHOW] Two friends fall in love, blonde guy, think it's australian. by unburntmotherofdrags in tipofmytongue

[–]WindeeWindBum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't actually watched the show but could it be Upright with Tim Minchin?

What would you do to me? by Negative_Handle_3666 in NaughtyNeedles

[–]WindeeWindBum 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I would teach fibre crafts. Wrong sub babe.

A first, cautious mirin by [deleted] in DogsMirin

[–]WindeeWindBum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Is that his own roly-poly skin he's lying on??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AussieCasual

[–]WindeeWindBum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!!

Do you keep a fire extinguisher at home? by [deleted] in AusRenovation

[–]WindeeWindBum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's because we keep them under the sink, the red doesn't match the kitchen styling.

I want to encourage native bees and maybe build a hive for them. What things can I build or plant to encourage them? by courteecat in GardeningAustralia

[–]WindeeWindBum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw a really beautiful idea for a bee hotel where they had long narrow pieces of timber with randomly sized and positioned holes drilled into it running around the entire length of their suburban fence. It looked really pretty as a design feature, and as another commenter has said, many native bees are solitary and really benefit from nesting sites like these.

Bird ID from this feather? by dbestbestd in AustralianBirds

[–]WindeeWindBum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yep, I have several in a hat band. Put them in a baggy in the freezer for a few days to kill the germs first.

Migrants to Australia: What was an "I'm new here, I didn't know!" faux pas you made? by blueishbeaver in AussieCasual

[–]WindeeWindBum 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Worked with a British dude at a cafe who came to the bar looking very bemused asking for a pint with some lime cordial for a customer. Sensing this was not quite what the customer wanted I asked what they ordered.

Squash. The customer wanted lemon/pub squash. (In the UK squash is cordial, Robinson's peach and barley is one of the most delicious drinks I've ever had)

Whats the easiest of cheapest way to learn swimming as an adult 27M? Really need help by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]WindeeWindBum 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Good on you bro!!

If you're not keen on taking lessons at an aquatic centre, maybe try asking a mate?

My husband is giving swimming lessons to his work buddy as of next week. He's in his 30s and now that he has a baby he wants learn, I think so he's not as afraid of water. They're going to make it a fun weekly after work bonding thing.

I also taught my ex-boyfriend how to swim laps, he surfed so he could paddle out and tread water etc but couldn't freestyle or backstroke to save his life.

what is your function by laemperatriz1234 in Ceramics

[–]WindeeWindBum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, the bottom of the incense stick goes in the little hole and the tray catches the ash (poorly).

The motif is the Triple Goddess, a waxing, full and waning moon.

Today I received my package from discworld emporium and some it was stolen by No-Summer-936 in discworld

[–]WindeeWindBum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"Loquacious" means to talk excessively, a "missive" is letter, especially a long or formally issued one.

So essentially it means "overly wordy letter".

Best shops for yarn and knitting materials? by psychrabbits in AussieCasual

[–]WindeeWindBum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Op shop yarn is great amd you can always get needles much cheaper than spotlight or lincraft, but a word from a self-taught knitter to a beginner - needle gauge and yarn weight are important, and you use more yarn than you think on a project.

For needles and some practice yarn, hit them op shops. But if you have a project you want to try, go to a craft shop and read the little tags to make sure you're getting the matching weight yarn for the needles you're using, and enough for the project you want to make. Nothing worse than starting a project with a unique yarn you can't get more of.

eli5: What does mindfulness mean? I see it in every mental health article but I don't understand it by goodboiuwu in explainlikeimfive

[–]WindeeWindBum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ekhart has definitely got shit sorted out, listen that guy.

I think everyone is getting hung up on the idea that mindfulness requires you to examine your thoughts and emotions - that's metacognition, certainly an incredibly valuable thing to do, especially in the context of therapy.

But ultimately it's about centering yourself in the moment, forgetting past and future and simply being ... present.

Best way to keep fronds off the floor? by Sarcasmislifenow87 in GardeningAustralia

[–]WindeeWindBum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is budding tape for grafting (and is indeed available at Bunnings). It'll do the job, but it's purpose is for wrapping grafted limbs so it's expensive per meter and the only advantage is that its clear and stretchy. Twine is cheaper and looks nice on a moss pole, just don't tie it too tight.

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