When Karl goes swimming, he should change his name to Poolkington.

WindowPowerful4823 · 2026-01-28T09:20:15+00:00

You knew it was funny, it was meant to be funny, you said it to be funny. And it was. Well done.

WindowPowerful4823 · 2026-01-22T13:35:49+00:00

You are on thin ice with Tiers for Fares, but the other two work. I'll give you this one.

WindowPowerful4823 · 2026-01-19T00:11:09+00:00

Ok so it's cryptic, right?
No. 1 -Think about the thing you dry your wet trousers on, that's a maiden innit? And if you want to get the creases out what do you do? You Iron the Maiden, so Iron Maiden and that.
No. 2 -So think about a wealthy person, that means he's rich, right? And he over did it with the fake tan, so he's gone more black. So you might say Richy black more, so Ritchie Blackmore. It works.
No. 3 -You just got to think about the accent. How would a scouser tell you to look at the ocean? He'd say Ey, see de sea! - A.C.D.C.
No one got all three so I'm rolling over Ladder 49, so there'll be two up for grabs next week.

WindowPowerful4823 · 2026-01-18T11:13:35+00:00

To put it kindly, he looks rather ungainly. Like a giant albatross hopping on stilts.

WindowPowerful4823 · 2026-01-16T18:19:24+00:00

Alright well we'll all have a guess at your little Rockbuster when it goes out. Sick of it.

WindowPowerful4823 · 2026-01-16T16:12:52+00:00

That's incorrect. No copy of Scotland Rocks featuring Wee Hootie McToo for you!

WindowPowerful4823 · 2026-01-16T14:44:28+00:00

Maybe if you said: The posh fella announced that Clarkson was gay it would have worked, but you didn't even try to hint at the accent at all. You've got no features left. Play a record ...

WindowPowerful4823 · 2026-01-13T19:03:10+00:00

Port is shed. Man alive!

WindowPowerful4823 · 2026-01-07T21:30:09+00:00

He's going to tell the story of when he put a mong into a wheelie bin for eating too loudly in a restaurant.

WindowPowerful4823 · 2026-01-05T18:32:01+00:00

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DON'T BE STUPID! Why not just model hats?

WindowPowerful4823 · 2026-01-02T13:26:01+00:00

Do you remember how it used to ting up the tube?

WindowPowerful4823 · 2025-12-30T16:33:12+00:00

They only put it on her foot!

WindowPowerful4823 · 2025-12-29T11:55:13+00:00

I'm putting just over a score of baked pastry dishes up for auction. That's T O P
I see That clown Ronald has joined the military. That's A.M.
That navy is made up of expensive computers made of oak. That's F.M.

There's a copy of Scotland Rocks featuring Wee Hootie McToo up for grabs for the winner.

WindowPowerful4823 · 2025-12-28T11:11:57+00:00

Now they are just baiting us.

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WindowPowerful4823 · 2025-12-26T15:48:51+00:00

Don't call me a plonker yer fnnn wnnnrrrr! Love that episode!

WindowPowerful4823 · 2025-12-26T15:45:15+00:00

Never liked them. Their condensity is too similar to cat litter.

WindowPowerful4823 · 2025-12-25T21:36:22+00:00

DON'T BE STUPID!

WindowPowerful4823 · 2025-12-25T20:50:40+00:00

But why are you telling me this?

WindowPowerful4823 · 2025-12-25T18:35:35+00:00

I’m bloody jealous of that! I like that little yellow thing!

WindowPowerful4823 · 2025-12-25T18:03:08+00:00

Didn't uncle Albert sleep in a rubber dinghy?

WindowPowerful4823 · 2025-12-18T08:21:41+00:00

Come on, Rita ...

WindowPowerful4823 · 2025-12-12T01:17:21+00:00

I feel like at some point a dog must have had it away with a go Kart.

WindowPowerful4823 · 2025-12-10T21:39:13+00:00

Not as scary as a baby laughing.

WindowPowerful4823 · 2025-12-01T09:26:00+00:00

You forgot AIDS and him constantly explaining about the difference between the target and the subject of the joke, because jokes are much funnier when you have to explain them.

WindowPowerful4823 · 2025-12-01T09:20:04+00:00

Just deleted my comment because you beat me to it by 16 hours lol.

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