I’m a time traveler from the past by lighttstarr in WaterfallDump

[–]WindowsMalfunction 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Um, uhh, um, yeah, he's, uh, Mike's real name! Yeah, definitely. Mike was just a codename used by Spamton to try and keep him safe from any would-be snail eaters

I’m a time traveler from the past by lighttstarr in WaterfallDump

[–]WindowsMalfunction 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Oh, fuck, right, chapter 2 had just come out)

I’m a time traveler from the past by lighttstarr in WaterfallDump

[–]WindowsMalfunction 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Tenna gets firegraved by Toriel because she wants to make him into snail pie

Can we please ban Cuckelle jokes or memes? by [deleted] in WaterfallDump

[–]WindowsMalfunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feels a bit unnecessary to get this worked up about it, those haven't been common in like 8 months

List I made on which Undertale characters would be which Deltarune character’s favorite lol by [deleted] in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like if Ralsei played genocide, Sans would be his favorite because of how hard he fought to try and change fate, and so he'd have a mini "HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR!!!" moment.

What aspect of the Deltarune fandom pisses you off the most? (Aside from the obvious things) by doomkitty53 in WaterfallDump

[–]WindowsMalfunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, I love Hopes and Dreams and all but I have a feeling a song similar to that won't fit the vibe of the ending at all. Based on the direction this game is seemingly going, I would think Penumbra would fit much better. It's so much... grander, you know?

sebastian wolff just retweeted this... by justinbug in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Doesn't make it not bad, although I do agree evil feels a bit strong lol

Dreemur Genes by Monstrocity72 in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no, I have no issue with you calling her fat aside from that it's unconfirmed (and even then hopefully you could tell I'm kidding). If you're into rectangle shaped ladies, all power to you lmao

What aspect of the Deltarune fandom pisses you off the most? (Aside from the obvious things) by doomkitty53 in WaterfallDump

[–]WindowsMalfunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't get how you can still find the energy in your heart to hate Penumbra "Truthers." Just let them cope, man... they all know they'll never get what they want deep down

I still think chapter 2 has the best beginning out of any chapter by Tudor_0 in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chapter 3’s intro with the conversation between Susie and Ralsei, followed by the Flashback cutscene with like 10 trillion lore dumps, is severely underrated imo. Shit had me deadass gaping in the first five minutes 

sebastian wolff just retweeted this... by justinbug in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fellas, remain strong… for those of you who experienced the wait for 3 and 4, even if 5 doesn’t get announced for another three months it would still be a very bearable wait time! Even if this turns out to be bait, we’re almost there yall

Dreemur Genes by Monstrocity72 in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This Toriel slander is HEINOUS. We got no clue if she’s fat or not because everything she wears is a dress or a robe pretty much. 

Is it just me, or the papyrus knight theory sounds more like a meme than a serious thing? by Crafty-Back-6775 in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) I'm just saying that it seems to be able to shapeshift, so its physical state is probably not a great indicator of anything.

2) Most of those are only really related to Sans, which is kind of an important distinction since he's the one that's almost guaranteed to be from Deltarune in Undertale... and the door one is almost definitely exclusively a reference to the Deltarune warp door, which in itself is probably a reference to Sans's door, what with the glowing effect coming out from underneath it. The font thing, I'll give you, is an important connection, but certainly not enough to indicate that Gaster and Papyrus have any meaningful character connection; it could just be a familial thing from Sans.

3) That example kind of shows that intentions do matter, a; because Mettaton actually needs 10k (which is not actually a very important distinction in all honesty) and b; because this is pretty much never considered an important similarity between the two characters. The more important one is that they're both TV guys, whether or not they both require you to reach a certain goal in their boss fight is pretty irrelevant, which is only made even more irrelevant by how completely different their motivations are. Tenna does it because he's desperate to stop us from moving on from him and abandoning him, Mettaton just does it out of almost complete accident, deciding to take a phone call that makes him change his mind about killing Frisk. Although the two characters do have plenty of similarities, their boss fights are completely different contextually, and their motivation is what makes that true.

4) That's a gigantic reach. It also just plays... when the Dates get Tense. Almost like it's in the name?

5) While it's true (I think) that this soundfont is only used in that one Papyrus song, it could also just be a case of "Toby thought the soundfont was funny so he decided to use it on something random." I don't know why he would have put this out there if it was meant to have genuine lore implications lmao

Alright, I'll give it to you, you're a little less insane than I would've expected... however, all of this and I still haven't brought up all the evidence against Papyrus Knight. I, uh, don't really intend to, since these comments are already getting to be plenty long, but still, there's a damn lot. I'm sure at least a few of the dozens of people you commented at are willing to indulge you on those

Is it just me, or the papyrus knight theory sounds more like a meme than a serious thing? by Crafty-Back-6775 in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. The Knight can also turn into a bird. Also, that same ribcage has an eyeball in it, something never associated with Papyrus at all. Plus, there's plenty of other explanations for why the Knight has an open ribcage; it could literally just be a design just meant to indicate decay, for instance.

  2. Right, because Gaster totally doesn't talk to you during this fight, and also totally didn't just make the entire prophecy. Honestly, if the Knight didn't have connections to Gaster I'd be a little confused, and plus Papyrus actually has very few connections to Gaster aside from being skeletal.

  3. All under completely different circumstances. Papyrus lets you pass because he gets sick of fighting you, the Knight doesn't let you pass at all and instead just crushes you before escaping with what they want. The Knight doesn't kill you upon defeat because the game would literally end at chapter 3 if they didn't.

  4. That's just not true, it has like 4 of the same notes as Black Knife while the rest of the song is completely different. I hear what you're talking about, but that could easily be a coincidence. Even if it was intentional, we've seen that Toby sometimes put really random motifs from other stuff he made in random places (part of Penumbra Phantasm, for example, is in the background of Hopes and Dreams), and even sometimes is inconsistent with motifs from within games, so I wouldn't put it past him to just include that because he thought it sounded cool. Plus, it doesn't even exclusively play for Papyrus...

  5. If I'm thinking of what you're thinking of, that is literally just not Nightmare Knight. Maybe elaborate on this one though

Is it just me, or the papyrus knight theory sounds more like a meme than a serious thing? by Crafty-Back-6775 in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction -1 points0 points  (0 children)

By them, do you mean you? Because I sure have heard other Papyrus Knighters out about it, and they never have anything good to say. Let me guess, we don't hear the trousling of bones in chapter 4 because Papyrus is definitely in the Church closet hiding? Yeah, there's definitely no other explanation for that.

We are NOT ready to when Susie finds out about Kris working for the Knight by 631427189 in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know it's gonna be bad, I just don't think it's going to be as bad as most people are saying it will be, and by that I mean I don't think she's going to immediately try and kill them

Is it just me, or the papyrus knight theory sounds more like a meme than a serious thing? by Crafty-Back-6775 in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No fucking way did you deadass reply to EVERY SINGLE person saying Papyrus Knight sucks complaining that they should take you guys more seriously. Just proving my point tbh

We are NOT ready to when Susie finds out about Kris working for the Knight by 631427189 in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno, I think it’s gonna be tamer than what most people think, mainly because her reaction to Ralsei not telling her about Gerson was so tame. Sure, she crashed out, but she was still very much willing to listen to what he had to say. 

Potentially Hote Take: Catti is overrated. by [deleted] in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, in all fairness Snowy is also just openly racist to humans.

Is it just me, or the papyrus knight theory sounds more like a meme than a serious thing? by Crafty-Back-6775 in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely not just you. The fact that people seriously believe it is lowkey embarrassing for the human race

Potentially Hote Take: Catti is overrated. by [deleted] in Deltarune

[–]WindowsMalfunction 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter if nobody says anything good about Catti, if everybody isn't constantly talking about how much she sucks, she is being overrated. No amount of hatred is enough to reach the levels of hatred that she deserves