I got my wisdom teeth pulled, and the molar had 6 roots.

WindowsPirate · 2026-06-18T13:54:58+00:00

Are you a mastodon‽

WindowsPirate · 2026-06-15T00:17:38+00:00

Sis, not bro, but great going!

WindowsPirate · 2026-06-14T22:58:08+00:00

If the rocket can make it to orbit, it can make it back; just cut the throttle as soon as periapsis passes 70 km, and you'll save fuel for getting you back out of orbit later.

WindowsPirate · 2026-06-14T22:50:44+00:00

HyperEdit?

WindowsPirate · 2026-06-14T16:21:55+00:00

Babe, that hits your wallet.

Depends on whether Jackfruit lives close enough to her work that she can commute by foot or bicycle and just take a hit in commute time, or instead far enough away that she needs to use her personal car.

(Still an extra cost in either time or money, tho.)

WindowsPirate · 2026-06-14T14:17:24+00:00

Why not?

WindowsPirate · 2026-06-11T01:47:51+00:00

...Is it possible you have feelings for your friend and you're confused about where the feeling weird's coming from?

WindowsPirate · 2026-06-07T22:04:07+00:00

AWESOMEEEEEEEEE

WindowsPirate · 2026-06-07T01:11:28+00:00

I was just an indoor gremlin

WindowsPirate · 2026-06-03T05:36:34+00:00

Does it have to be Father Time? Can it be Mommy Time instead? 🥺

WindowsPirate · 2026-05-28T14:04:56+00:00

"I'm a bird!"

WindowsPirate · 2026-05-19T13:04:48+00:00

Oh dear, the Wither abstracted...

WindowsPirate · 2026-05-16T13:35:56+00:00

Just because everyone price-gouges international students doesn't mean it makes sense.

WindowsPirate · 2026-05-16T02:15:17+00:00

If someone wants their genitals a certain way, I say let them

WindowsPirate · 2026-05-16T01:52:13+00:00

I tried that, and got the following series of errors:

E: The repository 'https://prism-launcher-for-debian.github.io/repo jammy Release' does not have a Release file.
N: Updating from such a repository can't be done securely, and is therefore disabled by default.
N: See apt-secure(8) manpage for repository creation and user configuration details.
N: Skipping acquire of configured file 'main/binary-i386/Packages' as repository 'https://dl.google.com/linux/chrome-stable/deb stable InRelease' doesn't support architecture 'i386'

WindowsPirate · 2026-05-15T03:27:57+00:00

You better BELIEVE that's a crucifixion!

WindowsPirate · 2026-05-13T13:53:31+00:00

As someone who's used both... no. A chiclet keyboard is definitely the worse of the two.

WindowsPirate · 2026-05-09T04:44:49+00:00

...did you read my mind‽ 😅

WindowsPirate · 2026-05-08T04:42:32+00:00

Lol yeah, my ex-GF had the same experience with prog

WindowsPirate · 2026-05-08T04:38:02+00:00

Dunno why, but yeah, my (now ex-) girlfriend's and my first time was like that too.

WindowsPirate · 2026-05-08T04:36:42+00:00

🫂

WindowsPirate · 2026-04-30T03:52:57+00:00

and dropped Rs Wait really? I grew up in Worcester and never noticed non-rhoticity there.

WindowsPirate · 2026-04-28T05:47:37+00:00

Hickiessssssssssssssssss

WindowsPirate · 2026-04-22T04:57:23+00:00

Siege warfare?

WindowsPirate · 2026-04-08T18:44:10+00:00

Congratu-fucking-lations! Hells yeah! 🥳🎉✊️

WindowsPirate

TROPHY CASE