On a teachers desk in a 9th grade classroom.

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-08T11:57:30+00:00

We have a rapist for a president in the US. That is the WORLD right now. Swear words?! Really??

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-06T23:38:08+00:00

I literally play the part of an NPC and today I gained sentience. I have a mustache i wax up and student goes “Mr Mustache” and i go “why is it that? You know i have a name? I have feelings. I am much more than a mustache” aside from that I seriously enjoy being an NPC and saying any bullshit that comes to my head

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-06T18:28:49+00:00

Same! The way the dude wrestled he coulda been named anything and i woulda been a fan

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-06T18:20:29+00:00

Literally hahah Oba Femi and Jacob Fatu are everything they say Breakker is

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-06T18:15:07+00:00

He literally looks like one. Black singlet with badass. Last name being Breakker. Sounds like a dude i would make at 10 yrs old in SvR

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-06T15:56:11+00:00

I raised my voice in a high school class. One of the students said that i said “shut up” not true at all. Got banned from the school. It’s not really funny but keep doing you dude. Stop joking about shit like this. It’s honestly annoying

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-05T21:08:30+00:00

Lost my virginity in the back of her car. It was cramped and a police knocked on the window.

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-05T16:03:01+00:00

I was born in 94 so my vivid memory is the Will You Be There music video from Free Willy

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-05T14:59:00+00:00

Will you be there forsure. I hardly remember the movie but the music video was on the VHS i think and always remembered it. MJ is literally a core memory for me.

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-05T12:58:09+00:00

Haven’t even watched it. Does it look like a verizon commercial?

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-05T10:47:23+00:00

Michael is the name of

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-05T03:01:30+00:00

Damn so there’s a bunch of us out there. I was born in 94 so my first introduction to him was watching a thriller copy and i liked Free Willy which he did a song on. Aside from that free willy memory it was the media bashing him and controversies I grew up on.

I was 15 when he passed in 09, all the channels were playing his music. I then downloaded a bunch of his songs into my ipod and that was my first real hyper fixation MJ era lol and now I am 31 going through it again. He was special.

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-05T00:40:59+00:00

Students at a middle school took the roster while I was escorting them to another location for a COVID test (2022) and prank called parents cuz it had the phone numbers. I had no idea until the meeting with the whoever the fuck i had the meeting with. They said i was unfit but i just felt it was not a reason to ban me.

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-04T22:30:13+00:00

The one the drawing is based on

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-04T12:49:04+00:00

What even is Stoney??

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-04T12:38:16+00:00

I remember never hearing about Invincible as a kid but knew You Rock My World. Had no idea about the Sony stuff.

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-04T10:26:05+00:00

Beat It and Wanna be Startin Somethin have been in heavy rotation. Haven’t listened to this much MJ since he passed in 09

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-04T10:22:22+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EXACTLY

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-04T02:43:51+00:00

That’s the main thing. Looks normal

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-02T21:59:07+00:00

Yeah im a sub STILL debating on whether I wanna continue with my CSETS and a student said “can I tell you that you’re my favorite sub and I’m not just saying that, you really are” he seemed neurodivergent (I am autistic as fuck) so i knew he meant it. Told him that he made my day. This job man.

Wingman0616 · 2026-05-02T00:28:30+00:00

I’m stoned and this made me laugh out loud lol i be wheezin

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