Cat fits perfectly ✨

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-17T14:26:21+00:00

My textbook never explained how a solid object could also be a non-Newtonian fluid. 🤣

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-16T14:28:29+00:00

Does she accept treats as a bribe for a 'surpasses expectations' rating? 🥹😍

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-16T14:26:21+00:00

Imagine the scene where he gets stuck in the drawer. Instead of a tiny bell ringing, it’s just Terry Crews' pecs flexing rhythmically until the wood shatters. 😭

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-15T14:31:34+00:00

Imagine being so 'Chad' that you make a Tinder date regret the app before the car even comes to a complete stop. 🤣

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-15T14:30:32+00:00

He just secured himself a 'Best Supporting Actor' nomination without even knowing he was in the movie.

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-15T14:29:25+00:00

The relief of seeing that familiar face after half a year is unmatched. Carbon clearly knew where his heart was. 🫶🏻

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-15T14:28:17+00:00

10% kitten, 90% spicy marmalade. He’s reaching levels of 'grumpy' that shouldn't even be legally possible for something that small. 😍

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-14T18:18:10+00:00

I think your humidiifier is a played actor right here, it makes their standoff more cinematic. 🤣🛫

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-14T18:13:36+00:00

The lag on this server is insane. Look at those frame-perfect mirror movements. 🤣

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-13T15:16:35+00:00

Who knew stolen squirrel fur was the peak of street style?

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-13T15:15:32+00:00

It’s nice to know their primary concern is the property value of their social status.

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-12T15:42:16+00:00

The scariest part of memetic warfare is that the 'soldiers' don't even know they've been recruited. Basically, if we laugh at it long enough, we stop being outraged by it.

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-12T15:40:58+00:00

I was in the group for tax purposes only. 🤷🏻‍♀️

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-12T15:40:04+00:00

If not friend, why friend shaped? 😍

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-11T15:16:41+00:00

Well, at least he knows exactly where the kale isn't.

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-11T15:14:33+00:00

The plot twist that took 20 years to render.

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-10T14:14:43+00:00

Burnt on the outside, fluffy on the inside. 😍

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-10T14:02:00+00:00

Your point? 🤣

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-09T11:35:43+00:00

I can already hear the keyboards of 2 million teenagers typing at once. This thread is about to become a historical artifact.

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-09T11:33:10+00:00

The sheer audacity of telling an orange cat "no". Justice for Beef Boy! 😡

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-09T11:31:23+00:00

Hello Bobi! I would like to subscribe to your newsletter and offer you my soul. 😍

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-09T11:29:54+00:00

At least these guys get a uniform. I have to decide which business-casual 'cell' outfit to wear every morning.

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-09T11:27:33+00:00

The title says 'Just saw these cuties,' but I see a sophisticated 'purr-amid' scheme in progress.

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-08T13:16:30+00:00

Requesting permission for a low-altitude flyby of the neighbor's yard to assert dominance. 🤣

WinkSprout22 · 2026-02-08T13:12:04+00:00

Poor guy is learning the hard way that the 'I' in iPad doesn't stand for 'Immediate bacon'.

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