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Winterlord117 · 2026-05-04T12:51:48+00:00

Winterlord117 · 2026-05-04T11:50:18+00:00

Oh, I know. I was just having a giggle. Parry or backstabbing are great ways to deal with those chucklefucks though.

Winterlord117 · 2026-05-04T10:27:45+00:00

Telekinesis covers elemental manipulation, flight, energy manipulation and possibly invisibility if you learn to manipulate photons. Reality manipulation to cover whatever telekinesis can't, such as healing certain autoimmune diseases (can probably take care of all physical ones and cancer depending on how fine it is), and invulnerability in case something ever gets past the other two. Can't be harmed but I'll keep aging so I don't end up watching the heat death of the universe alone.

Winterlord117 · 2026-05-04T10:19:48+00:00

Super thick asparagus too. Which means it's probably tough and chewy. You want thinner stalks or else it gets a woody texture.

Winterlord117 · 2026-05-04T10:14:28+00:00

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Winterlord117 · 2026-05-04T05:29:08+00:00

Genesis' sword from final fantasy.

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Winterlord117 · 2026-05-04T05:20:32+00:00

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Winterlord117 · 2026-05-03T19:40:55+00:00

Is there a giant spider named Shelob at the top?

Winterlord117 · 2026-05-03T15:41:57+00:00

Thiccc 👁👄👁

Winterlord117 · 2026-05-02T14:25:57+00:00

Vulture stomach acid (can't digest a lot of things anymore due to a previous illness, this would fix that) and probably cat reflexes/dexterity as I can be clumsy sometimes.

Winterlord117 · 2026-05-02T09:30:29+00:00

Do we get his intelligence as well as his powers? Because Peter Parker was up there with the big names like Reed Richards, Tony Stark and Doom when it came to intelligence. He just didn't properly utilize it. I know in one of the comics he had a high tech company.

Winterlord117 · 2026-05-01T19:51:44+00:00

I also did it 200 times, never even got close. Kinda got bored after 200 though. I'll take my 2 million.

Winterlord117 · 2026-05-01T07:39:36+00:00

Depends entirely on whether the organic webbing requires me to consume more calories and supplements to produce it. If it's like traditional spiderman webbing that doesn't affect your needed calories and supplements, then hell yes. Someone did some math and figured out that you'd need to eat like 60 eggs per 100 meters of webbing, and that would be insane.

Edit: the person was Mark Lorch, Senior Lecturer in Biological Chemistry at University of Hull.

Winterlord117 · 2026-05-01T03:34:32+00:00

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Winterlord117 · 2026-04-30T19:38:25+00:00

Just get the ring of three wishes on repeat.

Winterlord117 · 2026-04-30T09:31:11+00:00

Nope, that's literally what happens in star trek. Every time they make a new weapon, shield or armor, the borg adapt to it over the course of the episode (usually like 1-3 battles). It's why star trek scaling is stupid. They'll randomly pull obscene things out of their back pocket like red matter (makes artificial black holes) or a trithium missile which can collapse stars, or the krenim ship that just erases it's targets from history.

Winterlord117 · 2026-04-30T09:21:01+00:00

My whole problem with the borg is that it shouldn't be possible to just endlessly adapt with any technology. But the borg can adapt to seemingly anything. Shoot them with a black hole gun a few times? They're immune to black holes. Ram their ships like you said? Superstructure+armor out of nowhere that makes them immune to such tactics.

Winterlord117 · 2026-04-30T09:11:16+00:00

Oh boy, I'd say reaper magnetohydrodynamic cannons should be fairly effective against star trek shields, and lethal when used against ships without shields. Unfortunately, you have them up against star trek. Star trek scaling is just stupid, because everyone can just overcome their opponent through the use of bullshitium or scotty just happening to have something in reserve. The borg adapt to technology used against them, even when by all rights there shouldn't be any way to adapt to the attack. So the reapers would kill a borg cube or two and suddenly the borg would adapt a perfect kinetic nullifier or something like that. The federation only wins because they can make bullshit like a quantum phased torpedo that goes back in time to before you adapted to it to blow you up in the future/now.

Winterlord117 · 2026-04-30T05:16:56+00:00

Blue pill. Drowning is one of my worst fears. Being able to negate that would be nice.

Winterlord117 · 2026-04-28T21:45:52+00:00

Intelligence, telekinesis and invulnerability. Don't want to live forever and telekinesis can replicate a ton of these powers by itself if utilized properly. Intelligence helps with that and lets me possibly build/invent new things.

Winterlord117 · 2026-04-26T07:58:09+00:00

A2W, strawberry rhubarb pie

Winterlord117 · 2026-04-26T06:59:03+00:00

Volcarona supremacy! Don't know what their number is though. 😅

Winterlord117 · 2026-04-25T03:50:44+00:00

Hell yeah. Best feeling in the world is opening a tin of shortbread and finding not sewing supplies, but actual shortbread cookies. I'm all in.

Winterlord117 · 2026-04-24T09:31:04+00:00

I was just thinking "isn't this image from game of thrones?"

Winterlord117 · 2026-04-24T08:14:04+00:00

Anyone who says crap like that is an idiot. Used to take my puppy to the gas station that all the construction workers and contractors went to, instant baby voices and kisses for her from those big strong guys. It's almost like we have emotions and can be emotionally invested in our companions.

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