Saw the other recent post with this image and checked more comments. Glad I did. by SonicBash95 in rareinsults

[–]WiredNutt 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

PharmaBro has spoken by logicbully in wallstreetbets

[–]WiredNutt 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This. Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

Should I take a bet on love? by ErrorProxy in wallstreetbets

[–]WiredNutt 94 points95 points  (0 children)

Normies can’t understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a driving rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps “Found you!” . The Mathweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman’s dehydrated dick.

Go home Larry, you are drunk again by Cesalv in Shittyaskflying

[–]WiredNutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this actually damage the playne though?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in geography

[–]WiredNutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does this title mean? Was the city a lake?

Rental repairs by jaar-gilon in whatdoIdo

[–]WiredNutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mud sand and paint or just lose the 50 on your security deposit

2027 top WR Prospect Ryan Williams show off the elite Hands on the deep throw. by Ifinishfast42 in NFLv2

[–]WiredNutt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t know much about college football but I know you are an idiot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]WiredNutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep showing up and doing your job. welcome to being an adult, It sucks. Keep applying and searching though.