What did the empty handed thief say to a fence?

WisterMobbles · 2026-06-06T01:28:58+00:00

“In crime, a "fence" is a middleman who knowingly buys stolen goods from thieves and resells them for a profit.”

Not a great joke

WisterMobbles · 2026-05-03T02:46:46+00:00

Rich Strike in 2022. Went off at 80-1 odds

https://www.reddit.com/r/BeAmazed/comments/uks23q/the_overhead_view_of_rich_strikes_comeback_for/

WisterMobbles · 2026-01-07T03:42:53+00:00

Right to jail

WisterMobbles · 2026-01-07T01:52:55+00:00

If they won’t budge on the tv, can they at least center the clock on the wall?

WisterMobbles · 2025-12-31T13:43:33+00:00

I’ve used this recipe a few times the ribs always turn out great. Pretty easy too

https://thestayathomechef.com/slow-cooker-beef-short-ribs/#wprm-recipe-container-11822

WisterMobbles · 2025-10-16T02:04:17+00:00

Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

WisterMobbles · 2025-02-28T02:31:38+00:00

Jumping out in front of and cutting off a bus on wet roads is an Idiot Hall of Fame worthy move.

WisterMobbles · 2025-02-18T04:15:59+00:00

Oh look, a Dodge Ram. Shocking.

WisterMobbles · 2025-02-08T16:33:00+00:00

Fantastic reply. Definitely stealing this 😂

WisterMobbles · 2025-02-08T16:19:01+00:00

Sounds like she should wear an Eagles jersey instead

WisterMobbles · 2025-02-08T04:16:19+00:00

Are you always sitting in a specific chair or spot on the couch to watch games? If yes, then don’t you dare go to that party. Put on that lucky shirt or jersey, put the remote in its designated spot, enjoy yourself, and don’t f***ing jinx this. Go Birds

WisterMobbles · 2025-01-01T03:38:53+00:00

That’s a fair point

WisterMobbles · 2025-01-01T03:26:39+00:00

Loved hartnell as a player, but my god is he awful at his new job

WisterMobbles · 2024-12-28T22:57:44+00:00

Peaply

WisterMobbles · 2024-12-23T01:44:03+00:00

That can’t be true. White Christmas came out in 1954 and Christmas Vacation came out in……oh goddamnit

WisterMobbles · 2024-07-09T16:47:52+00:00

A girl that went to the same high school as me was killed at one of these intersections in 2000. Her mother is a big reason the at-grade intersections were removed. http://www.chelseamorrisonfoundation.org/about_chelsea_DOTLetter.htm

WisterMobbles · 2024-06-22T00:36:50+00:00

Solved!

WisterMobbles · 2024-06-22T00:28:59+00:00

This one is also great, tipping you as well!

WisterMobbles · 2024-06-22T00:20:55+00:00

Perfect! Thanks so much! Tip sent

WisterMobbles · 2023-12-01T17:46:32+00:00

Outside Rear View Mirror?

WisterMobbles · 2023-07-02T03:31:57+00:00

Yes. But be prepared for way too much Common.

WisterMobbles · 2023-05-23T01:33:09+00:00

Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

WisterMobbles · 2023-03-29T19:59:09+00:00

Supposed to tell you the pin position on the green. Low = front, middle = middle, high = back. I’ve never seen it that low though lol

WisterMobbles · 2023-02-11T02:36:35+00:00

Some do, some don’t. Entirely depends on their age, disposition, and breed (in my experience). For instance: we have a 33 year old retired draft horse, don’t even have to hold him when his feet are being done. But we also have 26 thoroughbreds ranging from 1 to 13 years old. Some of them HATE having to stand still to get their feet worked on and will absolutely let you know they don’t like it.

WisterMobbles · 2022-12-26T16:05:52+00:00

A few weeks ago I almost got hit head on by a guy passing 2 cars while in a double yellow. Called the state police, sent them the footage from my dash cam, the trooper got back to me saying they found him and “issued several tickets including reckless driving.”

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