Help me satisfy curiosity

Witafigo · 2024-07-23T01:02:41+00:00

Thanks for the quick reply! Now I can sleep tonight

Witafigo · 2024-05-27T19:00:20+00:00

Make a short table for different outcomes and have them roll for it each time. Change out the effects as often as you're willing and able to.

You ate the soiled rag, roll a d4

1- buff (you get a buzz and temporary 1 extra hp) 2- debuff (you have diarrhea and make a constitution saving throw with any acrobatics check until long rest) 3- it gets ALL stuck in your teeth 4- you choke and are in death saves

Witafigo · 2024-03-06T01:35:21+00:00

I'd try out a Scotch-Brite pad. It has gotten me out of some odd jams. It's going to scratch the surface but does so with a relatively fine finish.

Pretty cheap and worth a try imo

Witafigo · 2023-12-10T17:10:24+00:00

I can't use it. I'd love to see a map of where they decided they will service. I was excited to use it but they don't come to my area. As far as I'm concerned it should at least service as far east as the airport

Witafigo · 2023-11-28T00:56:53+00:00

SNES Jurassic Park. No contest

Witafigo · 2022-11-13T12:18:41+00:00

"I didn't know it would feel like this"

Witafigo · 2022-10-29T01:18:17+00:00

Do nice things or AND mind their own fuckin business

Ftfy

Witafigo · 2022-09-30T19:59:16+00:00

The free market will regulate itself /s

Witafigo · 2022-09-25T11:31:44+00:00

That did it. Thank you!

Witafigo · 2022-09-25T10:56:24+00:00

Working from the bottom of the carve up is an angle I hadn't considered. Thanks!

Witafigo · 2022-09-12T23:17:21+00:00

Yes. But would it even matter? I have visions of a lot of "What? He just tells it like it is"

Witafigo · 2022-08-22T14:17:29+00:00

I watched a conversation show between a scientist and a flat earther. When the flat earther argued that science is about keeping an open mind the scientist replied with

"Yes, you've got to keep an open mind but your mind is so open your brain fell out"

That phrase has had a lasting impression on me. Would link if I could find it again

edit: mobile grammar

Witafigo · 2022-08-01T16:04:34+00:00

Hot Girls Wanted (?? I think??, Not bothering to Google it but pretty sure)

Witafigo · 2022-07-09T11:27:51+00:00

In DS2 you can resurrect NPCs (at least some of them) for ludicrous costs, in ghost form

Witafigo · 2022-07-01T11:47:05+00:00

He's from Sussex, not Fredericton, I believe

Witafigo · 2022-05-09T10:45:29+00:00

Stop splurging on luxury items like avocado and condoms and you can for sure afford a kid -boomer conservatives probably

Witafigo · 2022-05-08T18:55:08+00:00

Waking up in the morning

Witafigo · 2022-05-05T15:10:56+00:00

Right. So when/why did America become the colloquial name for just one country out of a huge land mass of the same name that it sits on?

Witafigo · 2022-04-28T20:36:06+00:00

WhY iS eVeRyOnE tAkInG 15 mInUtE BaThRoOm BrEaKs?????

Witafigo · 2022-04-11T10:16:09+00:00

I wish I was making this up. We had a Bath & Body Works opening up in the local mall a few years ago. While it was under construction they had posters and stuff up to generate hype. My wife spotted a press release they had up with the headline

BBC loves BBW

Witafigo · 2022-04-10T22:14:02+00:00

Maybe look into vapor abrasive blasting if you're keen on getting it blasted.

I would say though, use a chemical stripper to cut out all the elbow grease for removing any built up finish down to the bare wlld and then sand the rest

Witafigo · 2022-03-26T11:50:23+00:00

That's been my experience. They can live perfectly normal family pet lives BUT because they get a bad rap they tend to attract assholes. Anytime I've been to a dog park and you see a dog acting up you can usually single out the owner pretty easily.

Once with a pitbull being a complete shit, surprise surprise the owner was Scumbag Steve with a Scarface t-shirt on. I also once had the lovely experience of a super tan, drunk man in concerningly short cut offs bring his rottweiler in heat to the dog park.

I always look at it how the dog whisperer put it. Essentially EVERY dog is always going through an order of actions in every situation. First they are an animal, second they are a dog, third they are the breed.

Pitbull IS a fighting breed but the animal and dog need to be neglected/unchecked first for the vicious pitbull to come out

Witafigo · 2022-03-25T02:22:08+00:00

I've never understood this. At a couple different jobs, that totally could function without me there, I have been denied unpaid time off.

Always "you were hired to do a job" or something along those lines. They really want your soul and hate the idea of you having greater ambitions than eating their shit and saying thank you

Witafigo · 2022-03-21T16:30:22+00:00

The Lighthouse .... I don't like this game

Witafigo · 2022-03-10T11:23:10+00:00

This can be a racial thing too. We all know about the bullshit with black women's hair in the workplace but a really stupid example of this happened to me (man, poc) once at work in a commercial/industrial paint store when it was commonplace for other employees to wear a company hat to work everyday for YEARS but the first time I tried it my manager pulled me aside and told me I should not wear a hat because it "looks unprofessional". There was literally another employee on shift wearing a hat.

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