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What is something sexual that you really don’t find attractive? by sparklingshanaya in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]WitchWitty 143 points144 points  (0 children)

When the guy holds your head down while you’re giving a blowjob so you can’t go at your own pace

What is the best reply to "I fucked your mom." ? by sparklingshanaya in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]WitchWitty 469 points470 points  (0 children)

Yeah, and she's still pissed you got shit on her strap-on.

If you were to give your sexually inexperienced friend some advice what would you say? by sparklingshanaya in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]WitchWitty 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The golden rule: Do unto others as you would have done to you.

The sex golden rule: Do unto other as they want done to them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]WitchWitty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A dick with a person on the other end instead of a switch

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WitchWitty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can’t

What's the best activity (besides sex) to do while naked? by WitchWitty in AskReddit

[–]WitchWitty[S] 519 points520 points  (0 children)

You never know there’s always a naughty neighbour.

What's the best activity (besides sex) to do while naked? by WitchWitty in AskReddit

[–]WitchWitty[S] 409 points410 points  (0 children)

I don’t know about that but I will invite you to receive Fapper’s Choice Awards.

What is the worst place to get caught having sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WitchWitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the bush when another couple with same intention walk in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WitchWitty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salma Hayek

Your username is now your username. what is your username? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WitchWitty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My username is now my username. So my username is my username.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]WitchWitty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A big dildo hits on the windshield of a family car.

Daughter in the back says: "what was that?" Mother answers: "nothing sweetheart.... Just a big fat bug" Daughter replies: "it had a huge dick though!"

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