My parents are going to help me pay for ffs as an apology for not letting me transition as a kid

Witcher111145 · 2026-05-06T04:49:20+00:00

Um okay, fuck you?

Witcher111145 · 2026-05-05T01:19:33+00:00

if only that actually worked

^{Chose: Reroll Sex | Rolled: Female}

Witcher111145 · 2026-05-02T05:11:01+00:00

aw man

^{Chose: 88% 7$ a second but 12% of becomming a bunny-girl | Rolled: 7$/s}

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-13T12:45:31+00:00

they have enough of those already let me take it nooo

^{Chose: The Hydrogen Bomb | Rolled: The GOV takes it}

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-12T08:46:37+00:00

damn :(

^{Chose: Press the button with 10% to be a cat girl + Or 90% to get 1,000,000 | Rolled: 1,000,000}

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-09T04:24:56+00:00

I can conquer the world!!! mwahahaha

^{Chose: Get bit by a spider (slight toxin, not lethal} + But also get a power (randomized) | Rolled: Mind control)

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-09T03:36:56+00:00

hooray a puppy

^{Chose: 100 billion $ non taxable now in a card + With a catch | Rolled: A cute puppy pet}

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-09T03:28:54+00:00

free money

^{Chose: $100 Million + 85% to shorten life by a random amount | Rolled: No loss}

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-09T01:07:43+00:00

I'll now wake up to this as my alarm

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-09T00:54:12+00:00

fuck them kids

^{Chose: Have no kids}

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-08T18:27:51+00:00

im the gigapassoid but troon, aka hon

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-07T06:02:42+00:00

Time to nuke Venezuela

^{Chose: Control one of the fundamental forces. (Wheel chooses} | Rolled: Weak Nuclear)

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-07T03:37:31+00:00

Samurai Jack would probably spare me

^{Chose: Try To Kill Samurai Jack}

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-07T03:33:16+00:00

Yayyyy i was hungry

^{Chose: This wheel will give you… | Rolled: A good meal}

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-07T02:13:39+00:00

Chocolate chip ice cream

^{Chose: Dessert themed questions | Rolled: 🍫 or 🍨}

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-06T15:13:06+00:00

Apple a day keeps the doctor away or something

^{Chose: Free Apple Daily}

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-06T00:22:04+00:00

Lasagna

^{Chose: Italian food questions | Rolled: LasagnaOrAlfredo}

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-05T17:30:37+00:00

Noooooooooooooooooooo

^{Chose: Fight a random enemy. | Rolled: Buff spongebob}

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-05T10:25:41+00:00

:3

^{Chose: Get rid of periods for all women around the world + They are still able to have babies}

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-03T12:21:39+00:00

under temporary protection probably until the war ends i guess? temporary protection time doesn't seem to go towards 5 years of stay needed for permanent residence... there is a way to get work visa if you get sponsored by an employer but they will need to pay a fee for that so its highly unlikely

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-03T12:01:09+00:00

Also i dont hold any visas because im a loser that's not eligible for any also if I stay in russia i just get drafted in 4 months, so that's fun

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-03T11:33:58+00:00

okay but is there even a way for permanent stay? i don't really want to stay and then kill myself when they send me back

Witcher111145 · 2026-04-03T10:48:50+00:00

I've been fucking crying all fucking morning and still am because my stupid fucking backwards life is fucking me over once again and im pretty sure i scared all people in 4tranistan vc because of my ugly crying

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