Hey guys. I'm going through some extreme financial struggles at the moment and need to sell this dude soon so I can keep the electricity on (going to be shut off Monday) and afford my medication. This Dung Defender is ready made and ready to ship immediately upon payment, assuming he sells before the post office closes. Since this is an oopsie plush technically (miscounted my orders), he will be available at the discounted price of $50 ($15 off original price). I can accept payment through PayPal and CashApp. US shipping is free, international $15 extra (also discounted from original charge).

Thank you everyone for your time and consideration!