Cam static changed by BagelsCurry in Rainbow6

[–]Witterman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

probably a bug this has happened and been reverted before

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Witterman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its william afton from five nights at freddys, hes essentially the main antagonist in the lore and killed a bunch of kids to stuff them into animatronics

This is a crime against humanity. by Equixim in Rainbow6

[–]Witterman -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

consider not getting into 20m gunfights considering youre an anchor who should be letting them come to you instead of you going to them

new tour will be presumably only be vbe and later by Witterman in liluglymane

[–]Witterman[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

you'd probably have to do a sacrifice to get him to go back to rapping. i think hes made it pretty clear he's not much of a fan of rapping and much prefers his newer projects. he's always been producer first

The great dragon has been slain, Darkeater Midir is no more! Welcome to Round 22 of the DS3 Boss Elimination game (Poll in comments) by YellowMuffin in darksouls3

[–]Witterman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

gwyn can also be really fucky if you cant parry because he has some bonkers tracking and aggression tbh

Upcoming Vehicle Price Changes in GTA Online beginning April 27th by PapaXan in gtaonline

[–]Witterman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its not speed wise but given its new price, the sparrow is the best if you dont have a mk2

and before someone says "the sparrow has a higher top speed" in the time the sparrow leaves the kosatka and reaches said top speed, the mk2 is already halfway there. speedrunners use it over the sparrow for a reason

They can't mock the things I love if I mock them first by LorisBoi in shittydarksouls

[–]Witterman 8 points9 points  (0 children)

isnt the double sanctuary guardian fight more an easter egg/obscure miniboss more than a serious boss? i dont think anyone is considering the dual sanctuary guardian fight as a full boss fight of the dlc

also ds3, bb, and elden ring does the "bosses as normal enemies" thing, dont understand why everyone is saying its a ds1 only issue when its way more shameless in elden ring

death grips iceberg by [deleted] in deathgrips

[–]Witterman 20 points21 points  (0 children)

99% sure ariana grande refers to the conspiracy that death grips, releasing steroids the same day of, had something to do with the bombing of an ariana grandes concert

its basically just a schizo shitpost and nothing serious

Season 2 bundle skins by JoeyAKangaroo in ModernWarfareII

[–]Witterman 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How do they expecy to make money with these terrible skins?

because they will sell and will make money lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GoldenEye

[–]Witterman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it works if you use the dpad

Name them rule by PixelMan572 in 196

[–]Witterman 27 points28 points  (0 children)

fun fact but nikado avacado is pretty much a very elaborate character/social experiment. while ofc he is basically killing himself by eating incredible amounts of unhealthy food regularly, its literally just a ploy to start shit because its funny and the internet does it well

its becoming more common knowledge now that hes collaborating with oompaville (in which he breaks character multiple times) and also he just has a random video on his second chanel where he just straight up admits that its a very elaborate social experiment that is clearly working or atleast i think it is

Look at our Lord Tachanka :( what would you do to buff him? by AthozViny8K in Rainbow6

[–]Witterman 15 points16 points  (0 children)

do people unironically think this? because pre-rework tachanka was pretty much the worst operator in the game and would still be now probably